Because yogurt is linked to yeast infections, when I eat it I feel as though I am eating a rotten crotch and its puts me off yogurt for a while.
I like to say things like 'crotch rot' around mixed guests because they dont know what to make of me when I say such things. Its fun to watch pompous aunts cringe at my potty mouth as my gramma looks on in amusement.
I cooked some really good sausage today and one didnt get fully cooked. I ate it anyways. I dipped them in cool whip, but I ran out of cool whip on the one prior, so not only was it raw, but it was cool whipless. Poor thing didnt have anything going for it. I think that is why I ate it. I pitied tha foo'.
I cooked some really good sausage today and one didnt get fully cooked. I ate it anyways. I dipped them in cool whip, but I ran out of cool whip on the one prior, so not only was it raw, but it was cool whipless. Poor thing didnt have anything going for it. I think that is why I ate it. I pitied tha foo'.
oh my lord. just...oh my lord. I can't believe you are eating like this, Julie. It's really starting to scare me.
Just when you think that reality shows can't get any lower, they do. Apparently there's a new one coming out from Fox, which, I'm not kidding, is called "Who's My Daddy." It's a girl who has to pick from 16 men which one her Dad is.
oh my lord. just...oh my lord. I can't believe you are eating like this, Julie. It's really starting to scare me.
Just when you think that reality shows can't get any lower, they do. Apparently there's a new one coming out from Fox, which, I'm not kidding, is called "Who's My Daddy." It's a girl who has to pick from 16 men which one her Dad is.
Humanity is pitiful.
not to mention FOX stole a Dave Chappelle joke reality show and made it real. "Trading Spouces". "im from the streets, man. ja ja ja ja G- UNIT!"
I cooked some really good sausage today and one didnt get fully cooked. I ate it anyways. I dipped them in cool whip, but I ran out of cool whip on the one prior, so not only was it raw, but it was cool whipless. Poor thing didnt have anything going for it. I think that is why I ate it. I pitied tha foo'.
Julie.... you've crossed the line. I think you need to seek some cool whip counseling.
Because if my dad ever says 'mmm pussy'... He's talking about eating the cat
Cool Whip is great. Only 2 carbohydrates in 2T. That, my friends, is bliss. Heaven on a spoon/sausage link/bacon strip/sandwich meat/coffee/cheese cube/on and on...
Student tickets are cheaper than I thought. Good.
When I was a child (Around the age of 4), I sang a song called 'Fried Ham' in a British accent. My family still makes fun of me. I also had a few problems with some words. 'Girl' was 'gull' and 'thirteen' was thuteen' among others. Yes, I had a little 'R' tubble. Mock me not!
I dont think I could ever date/marry someone with a speech imdediment. That shit is correctable. Why not just take the time to fix it? If you have a lazy tongue, wake the fucker up and stop slurring through your speech. Have a lisp? Stutter? FIX IT! I would date/marry someone with no head, because he cannot really fix that on his own, but if he has a mouth and voice, then dammit, he better use them properly.
Bicycle Ride by Queen is a pretty gay song... good, but gay.
Queen is GAY. thats why.
talking about songs, i am having an obsession with that song Peope = Shit, by SlipKnoT. its just so good. i think its cuz, after seeing them play it live it makes the song better.
Post by sonshine76 on Jul 13, 2004 15:56:16 GMT -5
Why, dear Pete, is there no "reply" option on "The Funniest Posts Ever" thread? It won't let me post and give people their props. I've never seen this before. WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?!
"My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause."
I think my new Dane Cook (gasp! dare I say that name!)has to be Gary Gulman. That guy is hilarious and also quite hot. He better win Last Comic Standing. Either him or Kathleen Madigan.
I think my new Dane Cook (gasp! dare I say that name!)has to be Gary Gulman. That guy is hilarious and also quite hot. He better win Last Comic Standing. Either him or Kathleen Madigan.
I saw that act and he is very Dane Cook-like.
They tell jokes the same way. It's strange. I think that is where you find the new lust, LL. It is a replacement.
I think my new Dane Cook (gasp! dare I say that name!)has to be Gary Gulman. That guy is hilarious and also quite hot. He better win Last Comic Standing. Either him or Kathleen Madigan.
Dude, Gary Gulman is sweet tits. I have seen him a few times live (and so have many people who have ever gone to a Dane show). I got the chance to go to his cd recording and it owned, big time.
Nick is "fucking awesome"
"So im eatin this girls asshole out, right. She says to me 'Why are you eatin my asshole?' I says 'Cause your pussy tastes like shit" Ohh!-Andrew Dice Clay
