Funniest posts ever

[ILaughAtSex]

This thread is dedicated to all of the funniest shit we have ever said on this here board.

This is by far the funniest post I have seen as of yet:

NonDylan said:

This is who Nick finds attractive. None of those whores types. I mean, who would bang Carmen Electra when you got this on the other end of instant messenger?



Stupid Ishidoro: Are you sticking your tounge out again, Agnes?
Livin4Christ: You got me again, Nick! LOL!!1

I was dying laughing at that shit.

[LTrain06]

This calls for a Julie anthology:

Julie said:

I say 'Charlie, darling' in a sing-song British accent ALL the time. I have no idea why I say this. I dont even know a Charlie, so he surely isnt my 'darling' by any stretch. I just say it. I also say in a very roboty voice 'yes, I'm paranoid' but no one asks me anything prior to saying it, I just say it.

Julie said:

If I am alone in a room and there is no sound at all, I will not sing nor will I whistle joyously to myself. I have always had this fear that were I to sing or whistle in an empty room, my melodic harmonies would be finished up for me. For instance: Were I to sing 'Dont you want somebody to love? I would be fearful that someone or something would reply 'Dont you need somebody to love?' and then...what the hell would I do??

I am fearful of coatracks and tall halogen lamps. I do not like tall, stick like objects in my home. They can be tall, as long as they arent taller than me. I dont feel comfortable with these inanimate objects looming over me. I dont like to be intimidated by wooden/metal stick things..

Julie said:

I rush to the counter where 'my' medicine lies, and to my HORROR, I have been taking pills labeled 'Savannah (Canine)' from Banfield: The Pet Hospital. I am thinking how very unfortunate for me.

Julie said:

I am so sorry that happened to you. If I were told, at the age of 7, that we were headed out the door to see California Raisins on Ice, I would excuse myself to the bathroom and hang myself in the shower (dont ask how, because I dont know how, I just would). I hate them with a passionate and angry hate. I hope I never ever have to see them again. Someone bought me a California Raisins shirt once for a Christmas present and it was one of those that you 'accidently' forget at the house of the party..

Julie said:

I also own a really cool giant (several times the size of my head) inflatable helmet with a huge gator logo on the side of it. I put it on my head occasionally during football games at the hiz-ouse. It is good for laughs. I have a routine that goes with it. But, that is gay stuff that you all dont want to hear about. It's a ballet routine. That is all I am saying.

Julie said:

I like drinking water, but not when I am forced to because there is nothing else to drink. I could make tea, but that is always much more hassle than it is worth. I will just add something interesting to my water, like sour cream or vienna sausage juice, since those are the only two things in my kitchen right now. I need to go shopping. I have a bag of frozen strawberries in my freezer, but they are of no use to me. I only like fresh strawberries. Woe.

[Stinkfist]

ITS LIKE WERE INSIDE JULIE's HEAD!

-stink

[Cheese]

I heart Julie and her hilarious posts. She makes me happy on the inside

[sonshine76]

I don't know what it was regarding, and don't have the patience right now to find it, but one of the funniest posts that still makes me smile when I think about it was when Warren posted something exclamatory, then a picture of that scene with what's his name shooting the gun. BANG! Good times.

[2Short]

I went through some old threadn search of the funniest post. I have to agree with Nick, Warren's nun post was good. I have also come up with:

2Short said:

There are only two things that go wrong during a 69:

1) Somehow the girl always manages to get some teeth in there. Always.

2) You forget what you're doing. You're just like, "Wow, this head is pretty good. Oh, shit...I'm not doing anything!" *lick lick*

Please excuse the fact that I wrote it. I will continue to search for more.

[Macha]

sonshine76 said:

I tried to go back and check out the DC board when I got back from my trip to see if 2Short was posting again, and found all of you banned. Imagine my shock. I tried to read some of the posts, and this was me:

Guest-JULIE said:

I like to stand in front of the mirror naked and feel myself up. It's relaxing.

I think sonshine is funny and awesome. I'm just saying. What?!
guess who it is? HA HA.

pete said:

i love how yuo cant do anything rightTEXT


it seems every post you make (4), turnm out to just look worse. no offencwe but, you ares' too young to be here. loosk like your done. goodbye.

[pete]

Julie said:

fuck you, pete.

[pete]

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