Some people don't quit

[Cheese]

The following is part of a conversation I'm having with a guy right now... horny boys are stupid. (Its kinda... really long....)


charlie52z28: ok you said ya dont get naked, but if ya were just in a bra that wouldnt be naked now would it?
charlie52z28: lol
cheezyb2: i'm not wearing a bra. and i dont put those on after midnight
charlie52z28: lol why dont ya put them on after midnight?
cheezyb2: um...have you ever tried wearing a bra? lol
charlie52z28: ya really want me to aswer that?
charlie52z28:
cheezyb2: lol
cheezyb2: they aren't something you sleep in
charlie52z28: well you wouldnt be sleeping you would be talkin to me
cheezyb2: stop trying
charlie52z28: wouldnt hurt for just a few minutes would it?
charlie52z28: i cant im persistant
cheezyb2: of course it would hurt. it would hurt my pride. i dont have to flash you. what does that do for me? nothing
charlie52z28: lol well what if i flash you? lol
cheezyb2: lol
cheezyb2: doesn't do much for me
charlie52z28: not much but something aye?
cheezyb2: lol
cheezyb2: not really
charlie52z28: aww ya cant help me out just for like 2 minutes?
cheezyb2: is that really as long as you last?
cheezyb2: sad.
cheezyb2: and no i can't
cheezyb2: get a gf to do it
charlie52z28: no i last more than 2 min its just that i already started lol
charlie52z28: and i dont have a gf
cheezyb2: im sure its not hard for you to get one (a gf i mean)
charlie52z28: well i aint had one since march
charlie52z28: and that was the first one in a long time
cheezyb2: and why is that
charlie52z28: hell i dunno
charlie52z28: girls just dont find me attrative i guess
cheezyb2: pity party much? girls find anyone attractive. you just dont know how to look for them. or you just don't acknowledge all of them
charlie52z28: nah i dont party a lot
cheezyb2: you shouldn't meet a girl at a party anyway
cheezyb2: thats retarted
charlie52z28: and im not into pickin up drunk girls at partieds thats wrong
charlie52z28: yeah i know
charlie52z28: but anyways
cheezyb2:
charlie52z28: (o)(o)
charlie52z28: lol
cheezyb2: sigh
cheezyb2: maybe you dont have a gf because all you want are boobs
charlie52z28: no im just horney at the moment
charlie52z28: most of the time im a really sweet guy
cheezyb2: i guess i never see that one
charlie52z28: my bad
cheezyb2: yeah
cheezyb2: it is
charlie52z28: let me wack off real quick so im not in a horney mood and youll see me as a nice guy
charlie52z28: lol
cheezyb2: lol ok
charlie52z28: aww ya cant help me out real quick?
cheezyb2: i thought we've been over this?
cheezyb2: they have porn for this
charlie52z28: porn sux
charlie52z28: its a buch of fake girls
cheezyb2: so what? the'yre still naked
charlie52z28: so its just not cool bc porno sex isnt like real sex
cheezyb2: neither is a naked girl on a webcam
cheezyb2: and what happened to using your imagination?
charlie52z28: no but a real girl is a lot better than an actress
charlie52z28: i dont have an imagination
cheezyb2: guess not
charlie52z28: ok how about a compromise?
charlie52z28: lol
cheezyb2: like what
charlie52z28: like ya take of the shirt and put on a bra lol
cheezyb2: we've been through that too
charlie52z28: aww wearing one for a minute or two wont hurt ya
cheezyb2: it might
cheezyb2: i could put one on and the wire could snap out and slice me in the ribs
cheezyb2: or puncture my stomach
charlie52z28: oh that wont happen
cheezyb2: you never know (*me laughing*)
charlie52z28: yeah but what are the chances
cheezyb2: i don't know. i'm not good at math
charlie52z28: lol
charlie52z28: well i am
charlie52z28: (o)(o)+2 minutes= NICE GUY
charlie52z28: lmao
cheezyb2: sigh.

GAY.

[ILaughAtSex]

Who the fuck is that frieght train of tool?

/fuckingidiot
Wow, look at me, I'm witty, clever, original, and am really going to get what I want by doing this: (o)(o)

LOL!! (o)(o)

DO YOU SEE THAT?! Do what I say! Flash me!!! Look at this persuasive picture I drew for you!! Check that out for a few seconds, that'll make you obey me!! (o)(o)

C'mon, I'm really a nice guy, LOL! I have to be a nice guy; the way that you keep saying no obviously means that you really want to do it, and me repeatedly asking you doesn't make me a complete fuckhead, LOL!!1

I really need to 'wack off' right now, you are the only person I can 'wack off' to. C'mon please?????????????????????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????????????????????????
??????????????????????????????????????????????????? LOL!! Now that's alot of question marks, LOL!!!

I use words like aint and aye. I'm obviously not very bright! The thing about 'aye' is... it makes me horny!! Please flash me, I need your body to wack off!!
/fuckingidiot

This guy needs to have his dick chopped off and stapled to the back of his throat.#nosmileys#nosmileys#nosmileys#nosmileys

[GusGus]

Yeah! Stapled to the back of his throat!
Fuck guys like that. Fuck guys in their stupid asses.

[Cheese]

Shortly after that i said i was leaving and signed off. He never stopped. Stupit. And yes, he's a hick. He had chewing tobbacco and everything. Oh. and he was in the army. yart.

[pete]

Cheese said:

charlie52z28: (o)(o)+2 minutes= NICE GUY

it seems hes trying to hypnotize you with his craZy eyes.

(o)(o) YOU WILL GO OUT WITH ME (o)(o)
(o)(o) I DID NOT SHOOT WARREN A FEW NIGHTS AGO (o)(o)

[Macha]

pete said:

it seems hes trying to hypnotize you with his craZy eyes.

(o)(o) YOU WILL GO OUT WITH ME (o)(o)
(o)(o) I DID NOT SHOOT WARREN A FEW NIGHTS AGO (o)(o)

Pepe, I don't think those are supposed to be eyes.

QUESO: I know exactly what you just went through right there...men are fucking idiots. Next time that happens...ask them if they respect you. If they say yes, then tell them to respect your decision not to take off your clothes...End. Of. Story.

That gets guys to shutup like you will not beleive.

[ILaughAtSex]

I'm a men!

C'mon Macha, let's be serious. Somebody has got to be a huge fucking idiot to fall for that. How do you not see what's coming when they say "Do you respect me?" I guess that the only kind of person who would be treating you like that in the first place would be a fucking idiot, so I guess it would work.

I 'mame n!

[Macha]

ILaughAtSex said:

I'm a men!

C'mon Macha, let's be serious. Somebody has got to be a huge fucking idiot to fall for that. How do you not see what's coming when they say "Do you respect me?" I guess that the only kind of person who would be treating you like that in the first place would be a fucking idiot, so I guess it would work.

I 'mame n!

I think Earnheart Jr. passed me a few times in that sentence.

[Cheese]

Well he probably won't talk to me for a while now, at least not until he's horny again and I'm online. But if he does... i'll keep that in mind... even though i have a horrible memory.

[Macha]

Here is a conversation that started off as this dude telling me that Macha (since it is a Goddess) is a deamon because it is imitating the name of god.


lex287:
well its true
lex287:
ask anyone from church
lex287:
why do u think ppl go to churhc
Macha:
i don't believe in deamons
lex287:
well ur imitating one right now
Macha:
not if i don't believe in them
lex287:
just becuz u dont believe in them
lex287:
doesnt mean that they have influence over u
lex287:
not true
lex287:
the cross
lex287:
thats a false belief
Macha:
I can block them with my anti-deamon power
Macha:
and shove that cross up the deamon's ass
lex287:
the cross is a demons weapon
lex287:
be smart
Macha:
so the cross will help the deamons?
Macha:
what if they get stuck in my air conditioner?
lex287:
yup
lex287:
its a false belief
lex287:
ppl think that jesus died on a cross
Macha:
he died in the woods...
Macha:
by the hands of a grizzly bear
Macha:
even I know that
Macha:
be smart
lex287:
thats not cool
lex287:
hes watching
lex287:
ur an athiast
lex287:
thats why ur saying that
lex287:
but i forgive u
lex287:
cuz ur unstable
Macha:
you are judging...
Macha:
i am not an atheist
Macha:
i am hiding in your backyard
Macha:
is he going save you now?
lex287:
yea
lex287:
come on
lex287:
tolete sucking athest girl
Macha:
thats not too christian of you
lex287:
cuz u dont know what ur talking about
lex287:
well i have to be aggresive
lex287:
and u know who the true christians are?
Macha:
Jesus did not preach agression..
lex287:
bet u cant tell me
lex287:
ok my fault
lex287:
but he did say to preach his name
Macha:
yes, that is your fault
Macha:
you might just rot in hell

[pete]

Deathless Ones88: i wish some weirdo for once would IM mr
Deathless Ones88: *me
Deathless Ones88: will you be that weirdo?
ChiroMacha: one day, my dear


anyone seen Anotehr Teen Movie
"i wish for once, a man would take a dump on my chest"
"will you be that guy?"

[Cheese]

i hate god people more than I hate horny guys. i want to cut all their nuts off

[pete]

Cheese said:

i hate god people more than I hate horny guys. i want to cut all their nuts off

what about stalkers?
or horny lesbians?

[Cheese]

they don't bother me. god people and horny guys dont quit, the others at least take a break or something