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Post by ILaughAtSex on Oct 3, 2004 19:06:33 GMT -5
I have never been to confession, yet frequently receive communion. For those of you who are ignorant of the rules of catholicism, that's not allowed.
I do not entirely enjoy the company of anybody.
I still don't masturbate.
My most confessy confession...
I have in my mind right now, an image of the most attractive person I know. Fully clothed and all... DUHN DUHN DUHN!!!
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Post by 2Short on Oct 4, 2004 0:11:52 GMT -5
I have in my mind right now, an image of the most attractive person I know. Fully clothed and all... DUHN DUHN DUHN!!! You actually find people attractive?! Sinner. |
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Post by Julie on Oct 4, 2004 10:08:59 GMT -5
I walk past dishes in the sink on almost a daily basis. I also walk past clothes in the dryer quite frequently. I dont take the dogs out when I get home and I dont let them out of their room to roam the house either. These things just arent important to me.
I used the last of the toilet paper and watched my ill brother go into the bathroom. Several minutes passed and I heard him curse. I didnt replace the toilet paper on purpose and I was hanging around close to the door so that I could hear him in distress. He then rang out 'MOMMA!!' My mother came running and asked me why I was sitting indian-style in front of the door. I explained the situation through fits of laughter and she just stared at me blankly as if she had never seen me before. She then made me go get a new roll of toilet paper and I was sent into battle because the boy needed to wipe. It was worth it to hear his muffled words of anguish.
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Post by LTrain06 on Oct 4, 2004 18:37:12 GMT -5
I love Julie.'
She is psychotic, but I love it.
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Post by Macha on Nov 30, 2004 18:42:16 GMT -5
...I did a bad, bad thing...
I got bored.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Nov 30, 2004 20:27:48 GMT -5
...I did a bad, bad thing... I got bored. Was getting bored the bad thing? If not, DO tell. Now. |
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Post by Anal Games on Dec 19, 2004 3:17:07 GMT -5
I've had ass sex two times in tthe past week.
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Post by Macha on Dec 19, 2004 14:49:40 GMT -5
Um, yessss, that is disgusting.
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Post by LTrain06 on Dec 19, 2004 19:15:48 GMT -5
I've had ass sex two times in the past week. who is this toolbox? |
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Dec 19, 2004 21:32:33 GMT -5
EL - I thought YOU were this so-called toolbox. |
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Post by Macha on Dec 19, 2004 21:37:38 GMT -5
EL - I thought YOU were this so-called toolbox. She is. The toolbox accusation is just a coverup for el-bare-ass-ment. |
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Dec 19, 2004 21:39:35 GMT -5
She is. The toolbox accusation is just a coverup for el-bare-ass-ment. hee hee - nice "el-bare-ass-ment". So El, how was it? How does ass compare to pusay? Are we gay or straight this week? |
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Post by LTrain06 on Dec 20, 2004 12:53:20 GMT -5
I think I am straight this week.
and no that wasn't me - why would I use a nom de plume? I've already revealed that I had a UTI and got butt-fingered. I think I'm over the shame.
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Post by Macha on Dec 20, 2004 18:56:35 GMT -5
If it's not El, then is has to be Cal.
Our Caleb is in a loving relationship with Abibaba. And from what I have heard about the whore very nice girl, she is up for anything. Even a 9.5er in between her tight little ass cheeks.
Everyone else is either not having open, consistant sex, a virgin, or Nick.
Warren is a douche. In aimee's vagina.
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Post by 2Short on Dec 21, 2004 2:08:20 GMT -5
That post didn't say anything about massive rectal bleeding, so it couldn't have been me.
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