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Post by Julie on Aug 8, 2004 11:35:54 GMT -5
I think there may be one of these already, but fuck it, I aint looking for it.
I dont recycle.
Now, confess! All of you!
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Post by pete on Aug 8, 2004 13:49:08 GMT -5
um...
i dont really know what to confess...
wait i got one.
i once watched this movie unrated version on dvd, and it had special features, one fo em was on this nude beach scene, so my frined thought we shud watch it since we've seen everything else on the dvd, but the girls never came! THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!
i bet you all know which movie it was.
or do you?
CONFESS TO THAT!
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Post by Stinkfist on Aug 8, 2004 16:14:24 GMT -5
i masturbated in a pool, and it wasnt mine.
-stink
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Post by 2Short on Aug 9, 2004 0:05:37 GMT -5
i masturbated in a pool, and it wasnt mine. -stink I did the same thing. It took forever. I can't decide whether it's because I was nervous or because the water was so cold. |
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Post by pete on Aug 9, 2004 0:07:52 GMT -5
you both are sick. ya know why?
chlorene doesnt get rid of it. you have to drain the pool, clean it, then re-fill it.
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Post by NonDylan on Aug 9, 2004 0:17:48 GMT -5
you both are sick. ya know why? chlorene doesnt get rid of it. you have to drain the pool, clean it, then re-fill it. You know what Pete's talking about, of course. GINGIVITIS!! |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Aug 9, 2004 4:35:41 GMT -5
you both are sick. ya know why? chlorene doesnt get rid of it. you have to drain the pool, clean it, then re-fill it. That's the trick, Pete... they don't have to do a thing. It's not their pool. |
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Post by pete on Aug 9, 2004 14:33:33 GMT -5
That's the trick, Pete... they don't have to do a thing. It's not their pool. i see, its pool hoppin'. then thats ok. but to a friend, id get the old bat if someone messed in my pool, even tho its still covered, and wasps fly around it. |
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Post by Julie on Aug 10, 2004 23:09:52 GMT -5
Dammit, I will keep this thing going... I imagine Warren making this face:  while getting it on to 'Cherry Blossom Girl' with Aimee. Also, I dont like people in my home. Ever. If they are invited, it is out of pity or out of duty, but I never, ever want anyone here. 'getting it on' = 'fucking' |
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Post by Julie on Sept 24, 2004 1:35:38 GMT -5
My mom gave me a check for $200 and then she forgot she gave it to me, so she gave it to me again.
I dont like to see other people happy. Not that I am unhappy, but their enthusiasm is sickening. I dont bother people with my happiness when I am experiencing it, nor do I want them to be happy with me, so why do some people insist on trying to bring you up to their happiness level? Its gay. As in 'happy.'
Once when playing pool I took one of my opponent's balls out of the pocket and replaced it with one of my own. It wasnt a serious game for money or anything. I still lost.
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Post by Stinkfist on Sept 24, 2004 19:02:43 GMT -5
compliments irritate me, and i dont know how to respond to them. well, i do, but i dont accept it well. im retarded.
-stink
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Post by Cheese on Sept 25, 2004 0:27:48 GMT -5
I could never accept compliments in high school because I got them so rarely (start pity party) but ever since i've been losing weight i've gotten used to saying 'thanks! *smile* i'm working on it.'
I might have to copywrite that phrase
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Post by Macha on Sept 25, 2004 7:46:24 GMT -5
I am retarded when it comes to compliments.
I get pissed off because I think the person is lying to me and think "that fucking ass...lying, right to my face" or "Why the hell would you make something up like that, fucker?"
Then I calm down, get bailed out of jail, and live the rest of my life until then...,
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Post by LTrain06 on Sept 27, 2004 19:22:05 GMT -5
My mom gave me a check for $200 and then she forgot she gave it to me, so she gave it to me again. I dont like to see other people happy. Not that I am unhappy, but their enthusiasm is sickening. I dont bother people with my happiness when I am experiencing it, nor do I want them to be happy with me, so why do some people insist on trying to bring you up to their happiness level? Its gay. As in 'happy.' Once when playing pool I took one of my opponent's balls out of the pocket and replaced it with one of my own. It wasnt a serious game for money or anything. I still lost. Julie, thank you so much. I am having one of the worst days of my life, and that post made me laugh. Now why in the hell do my Goldfish taste like peppermint? |
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Post by Julie on Sept 27, 2004 20:16:35 GMT -5
You just brushed your teeth! What do I win?
I have a fish confession. I may have revealed this secret to you all before, so feign interest if you've heard this one. I had a beta fish named Nathaniel Daniel. I had him because he was a bowl fish and needed no filter. A common misconception about goldfish is that they dont need a filter and can remain happy in a filterless bowl. This is a lie. Anywho, Nate was swimming for weeks in his own shit and ever so often I would shake his home to make sure he was still alive. The water level was decreasing, though I still dont know how this was possible. I guess he was breathing it all in or something because it sure as hell wasnt evaporating from heat in this 30-degree Farenheit house. I went to him once and had a one sided discussion that ended in the decision to flush his live body down the toilet so that he could fight his way through the sewer and into a new home, perhaps. Yes, I flushed a live beta fish named Nathanial Daniel. Don't judge me. He had a better chance out there, I assure you.
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