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Post by 2Short on Aug 21, 2004 14:33:28 GMT -5
Warren and I were talking and I came to the conclusion that we dont need toilet paper. Well, men don't, at least. We don't need it to wipe our dicks. And instead of using it to wipe our asses we should just buy a kitchen towel and use that. A "shit towel" if you will. You can just keep rewashing it and never have to use toilet paper.
If you love mother Earth you will purchase a shit towel.
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Post by pete on Aug 21, 2004 14:40:47 GMT -5
Warren and I were talking and I came to the conclusion that we dont need toilet paper. Well, men don't, at least. We don't need it to wipe our dicks. And instead of using it to wipe our asses we should just buy a kitchen towel and use that. A "shit towel" if you will. You can just keep rewashing it and never have to use toilet paper. If you love mother Earth you will purchase a shit towel. sounds nasty. besides, a woman could wipe her pussy on the towel as well. anyways, that still is not such a great idea. expecially washing it. NASSSTAY. |
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Post by censored on Aug 21, 2004 16:31:27 GMT -5
That could work for the fellas. On that glorious day when you mistake your "shit towel" for your face "wash cloth" I will ask you, "Arent you glad we dont have to use toilet paper anymore?"
Plus, you KNOW there are shit fibers in that towel. No matter how much you wash that shit. Literal shit.
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Post by Cheese on Aug 22, 2004 9:17:18 GMT -5
Plus, you KNOW there are shit fibers in that towel. No matter how much you wash that shit. Literal shit. You also know that guys would wash their shit towel with all their other towels and/or clothes. Therefore they would also have shitty clothes. |
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Post by Macha on Aug 22, 2004 9:20:40 GMT -5
and a shitty washing machine.
(too many shit puns?)
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Post by LTrain06 on Aug 22, 2004 10:42:52 GMT -5
Did you guys get this idea from David Sedaris, perhaps?
I think it's gross that guys don't wipe their dicks after they piss. There's no way a guy can piss a perfect stream and not get a drop on himself. Also, if you are using the same shit towel all the time, you are basically wiping shit with shit. and that shit aint clean, mang.
and....do you really want your shit mingling with Warren's shit? I mean, you might as well just have anal sex with eachother. Go on, don't be shy.
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Post by Julie on Aug 22, 2004 11:24:10 GMT -5
I dont see how this shit towel would work. When you wipe something - an ass, a skillet - anything really, you must fold the clean part over the dirty part in order to re-wipe. You boys will end up with shit hands. I would rather destroy mother earth than shit on my hands. You would also have to do that open mouthed face where you are concentrating on not getting shit on yourself, and that opens your body to all the fumes and whatnot from the shit you are so closely encountering. Not to mention, staggered breathing. Cal, I think Warren helped suggest this because he wants you to kill yourself by way of staggered breathing. Dont fall for it.
Anyone with asthma would say 'no' to the shit towel.
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Post by NonDylan on Aug 23, 2004 1:11:02 GMT -5
First of all, I'd like to clarify that it was Cal's idea to use only a shit rag. I merely brought up the issue about some brawds' amazement of how guys don't wipe their dicks. Speaking of which... I think it's gross that guys don't wipe their dicks after they piss. There's no way a guy can piss a perfect stream and not get a drop on himself. If a guy were to wipe his dick, there would be, at the very most, a drop of liquid equal to the size of a pencil eraser on the tissue. At the very most. This is taking into account that he waits until he's done pissing and gives it a good shake afterwards, which, if he does both, would probably produce no fluid to be wiped. Using the same shit rag would require either one of us driving an hour an a half to where the other lives, just to shit. We would have our own shit rags, if we were so inclined. |
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Post by 2Short on Aug 23, 2004 17:53:11 GMT -5
We could always mail the shit rags, Warren.
"Cal, I really got shit!"
"Hold on, Warren! I'm packing it up right now, you should get it in 2-3 business days!"
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