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Post by ILaughAtSex on Aug 22, 2004 4:54:48 GMT -5
April fools... in August? Yes.
I think the best April fools would be this(be sure you are wearing a mask, and disguise your voice... and are a man):
You follow one of your female friends.
You attack her and force her to inhale much trichloromethane until she can be easily dragged away.
Take her and tie her up somewhere where nobody would EVER find you.
Make her think she is about to be raped.
Next, REALLY make her think she is about to be raped.
At the point during a real raping where the actual rape begins you throw off your mask, reveal a tape recorder which was recording all her begging and pleading, and shout out "APRIL FOOLS!!"
Untie her, and later give the tape to her significant other(prepare to defend yourself).
This is best done near the end of August(which is why I brought it up now), that way she doesn't expect it to be an April Fools trick.
Is it possible for anything to beat this??
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Post by Macha on Aug 22, 2004 7:06:14 GMT -5
you have waaaay too much time on your hands, kid.
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Post by Cheese on Aug 22, 2004 9:14:26 GMT -5
That's a great idea... as long as said friend doesn't pretend to be Lorena Bobbit except she's still pissed about last August so she slips and cuts off one of your balls. That would suck for you. Try explaining that one to a one night stand.
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Post by Julie on Aug 22, 2004 11:34:36 GMT -5
If I were a guy and my dick got cut off, I would have a velcro strip attached to both the man part and my body that way I could have a detachable yum-yum. It would be the shit, and everyone would wish they were me. I would be popular and people would be envious of me and my detachable parts. Someone would end up terrorizing me and trying to steal my dick. I would just give it to them, because I dont like to fight with people. Then, when I am grinding with a girl, because sans dick all I will be capable of is grinding, my velcro will get caught in her downstairs hair and she will start to hate me, along with everyone else. Ah, tis a catch 56446.
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Post by Macha on Aug 22, 2004 12:16:23 GMT -5
If I were a guy and my dick got cut off, I would have a velcro strip attached to both the man part and my body that way I could have a detachable yum-yum. It would be the shit, and everyone would wish they were me. I would be popular and people would be envious of me and my detachable parts. Someone would end up terrorizing me and trying to steal my dick. I would just give it to them, because I dont like to fight with people. Then, when I am grinding with a girl, because sans dick all I will be capable of is grinding, my velcro will get caught in her downstairs hair and she will start to hate me, along with everyone else. Ah, tis a catch 56446. apparently Julie has never heard the song 'detachable penis'
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Post by Julie on Aug 22, 2004 12:31:07 GMT -5
apparently, she has.
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Post by Cheese on Aug 22, 2004 17:50:37 GMT -5
Who sings that song anyway?
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Post by unlimited on Aug 22, 2004 18:57:03 GMT -5
I used to love that song......
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Aug 22, 2004 19:07:13 GMT -5
Who sings that song anyway? King Missile
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Post by 2Short on Aug 23, 2004 17:37:11 GMT -5
Is it possible for anything to beat this?? Yes, you really do rape her and tell her its ok because you were wearing a condom. Then take off your mask and yell April Fools.
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