Pete - In real life

[Macha]

DIALOGUE:

Kid. Couldn't be a day over 14 in black shirt, black shorts, AFI logo's in 90' weather: Excuse me?
Me: What is up?
Kid: Can you hit me with your car?
Me: No.
Kid: AWWWW, why not?
Me: Because you are an idiot.
Kid: You only have to do 10 mph. 20 tops!
Me: What kind of drugs are you on, kid?
Kid: None. See listen, we are filming and sending this tape to CKY and Bam and they are going to up us on their show.
Me: I don't know if you know this kid, but you are extremly mentally handicapped.
Kid: NO! They really want to do it.
Me: Ok, i will hit you with my car and then your mothe will sue me and I will go to jail.
Kid: I'll bail you out.
Me: Fuck off kid.
Kid: Seriously, all I need for you to do is hit me with your car. I will give you 20$ if it helps.
Me: Make it 200.
Kid: 50.
Me: 200
Kid: Ok 200. But you have to give me a few days.
Me: You are 14, how the hell are you going to get that kind of money?
Kid: First off, I am 15 and I have to ask my mom.
Me: Your mom is an idiot.
Kid: PLEAAAAASSSSSSSEEEE, Hit me with your car WE. ARE. FILMING.
Me: I. DONT. CARE. Do you really want CKY to call you fucking idiots and laugh in your face.
Kid: Yes.
Me: Damn, You really ARE a fucking idiot.
Kid: Ok, them just let me kinda run into yo-
Me: You stay the fuck off my car you greasy little punk.
Kid: AWWW.

*i start to drive off*
*he chases my car like a little running fucking idiot.*
Kid: MOTHER FUCKER!! FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER!
Me: CKY sucks, and so does AFI. B.Y.E.

[Cheese]

Yeah.... I think that sounds about right. You forgot, in your description, to add the AFI wrist bands.

[pete]

me in real life is this. go to the movies with my friend eric

jock from school: hey Afi!
me: (mumbles)
jock from school: tells all his friends to call me that.
*note: i wore 311 shirts all summer, except for a day in Cali and friday*


(walking to cd store)

some stupid emo kid (girl): hey you, I LOVE AFI! THEY ROCK!
me: FUCK YOU!
eric: what was that all about
me: i hate when people say that to me. when will people say that when i wear my 311 shirts?



that is my life right there!

but last night i listened to the old AFI cds, im hooked to them again. that song Ny-Quil, perfectly describes me.

Sleep. I want to stay in bed all throughout the day, no one bother me. I don't wanna open my eyes. I'll lie here in my room. I have no need to see. No one wake me I just want to stay in bed. No one move me I just want to lie right here, right in my warm bed. 'cause I don't want to see tomorrow. Here I am so happy, so just leave me be. I just want to stay.
I do not bother you so don't you touch me. Get the fuck away!

[ILaughAtSex]

Pete used to have his phone number in his AIM profile. Today I picked up my phone, looked in his profile only to find that both his number and my ability to call himwere synonymously taken away.

I was going to say "Hello" then hang the phone up.

[pete]

ILaughAtSex said:

Pete used to have his phone number in his AIM profile. Today I picked up my phone, looked in his profile only to find that both his number and my ability to call himwere synonymously taken away.

I was going to say "Hello" then hang the phone up.

well, you knew my cell number, but you gotta know tha area code.

hah!

and that was for my friends to reach me, if they wanted to go out and do somethin, like rob a bank.

[doomsday]

so ur saying sex isnt ur friend?...how sad

[pete]

doomsday said:

so ur saying sex isnt ur friend?...how sad

sex was my friend?

you are one odd ball.

[pete]

pete said:

Sleep. I want to stay in bed all throughout the day, no one bother me. I don't wanna open my eyes. I'll lie here in my room. I have no need to see. No one wake me I just want to stay in bed. No one move me I just want to lie right here, right in my warm bed. 'cause I don't want to see tomorrow. Here I am so happy, so just leave me be. I just want to stay.
I do not bother you so don't you touch me. Get the fuck away!

i love that song so much

its who i am.

[Cheese]

pete said:

when will people say that when i wear my 311 shirts?

Its because no one likes 311 Pete. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you... but... its just true damnit.

[pete]

Cheese said:

Its because no one likes 311 Pete. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you... but... its just true damnit.

i know

[NonDylan]

I'm still holding on to the hope that this 311 thing for our son Pete is just a phase.

No offense, Pete. I mean, 311 is... legit. ?

[pete]

NonDylan said:

I'm still holding on to the hope that this 311 thing for our son Pete is just a phase.

No offense, Pete. I mean, 311 is... legit. ?

well ive just stuck with em since the Blue Album. they still got that good sound. and i cna prove 311 IS good.

by these song links:
www.311heaven.com/audio/johnanno/SHH_JA_Ovaflow.mp3
www.311heaven.com/audio/Cali_Soca_Soundsystem.mp3
www.311heaven.com/audio/Whos_Got_the_Herb.mp3

Stealing Happy Hours
Cali Soca
Who's Got The Herb


post opinoins after listened to the songs.

[NonDylan]

I'm tryin' hard, ma. I'm tryin' really hard...

but "Who's Got the Herb?"

I'm going to bite off my tongue if this keeps up.

[hiseyetwirls]

Generally, I'm not a huge 311 fan. It's not that I dislike them, it's just that I don't like them a whole bunch. But I do like their song "flowing"

[Macha]

311 was good on the blue album....that was before their 7 year long idenity crisis.