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Post by pete on Sept 6, 2004 20:57:48 GMT -5
i hate Fox so much. why are all there reality tv shows all rednecks? i hate mullets, and ugly women with southener accents. all there hosues look lik trailer parks. i'd rather watch BET on public tv, better known as UPN.
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Post by 2Short on Sept 19, 2004 5:01:00 GMT -5
Redneck TV=Nascar
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Sept 19, 2004 5:07:44 GMT -5
Dude... I fucking watch Nascar everyday.
It's on everyday. I know because I watch it. Everyday.
Fuck rednecks, and fuck Nascar(you all)!!!!!
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Post by Macha on Sept 19, 2004 7:14:27 GMT -5
This is my favorite joke to tell down here. Some of the renecks get a little touchy, but most of them laugh.
How does a redneck learn how to count?
1, 2, Earnhardt, 4...
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Post by pete on Sept 19, 2004 13:05:59 GMT -5
here's a fun red neck song that i'll sometimes sing off the lyrics to with my friends.
Well, I'm heading down a southern trail; I'm going chicken huntin'
Chopping redneck chicken necks I ain't saying nothing
To the hillbilly stuck my barrel in his eye
Boomshacka boomshacka hair jumps in the sky
Why I never liked chicken pot pie?
Or the chopped chicken on rye?
So tell Mr. Billy Bob I'm a cut his neck up
Slice, poke, chop chop, stab, cut
What can you do with the drunken hillbilly
Cut his fucking eyes out and feed em to his Aunt Milly
Willy Willy chicken neck, chicken hunting gotta love it
Hit him with the twelve gauge bucket, chicken nuggets
Laid out all over the grass
Then his little hound dog will eat em up fast
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan, you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...
[Chorus (1x)]
Who's going chicken huntin
We's goin' chicken huntin' [3x]
Cut a motherfucking chicken up, right!
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Let me get a chicken sandwich with manwich
I'm finna wreck on a chicken neck
Chopping up Hilly and Billy Bob Billy
Cuz I chop motherfucking redneck silly
Peeked in his yard and what did I see
I seen a chicken boy fucking a sheep
I say "Mister Mister, what the fuck you trying to do"
??"Ah, Billy Billy Billy Boo"??
Barrels in your mouth, bullets to your head
The back of your neck's all over the shed
Boomshacka boom chop chop bang
I'm 2 Dope and it ain't no thang
To cut a chicken, trigger's clickin
Blow off his head but his feet still kickin
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...
[Chorus (1x)]
[Violent J]
Went to Kentucky, I got lucky
Met this hot-collared bitch named Bucky
Riding on a chicken, milking a cow
Hittin switches in a drop top low ride tractor plow
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Redneck fella, moonshine sella
Hang him by his neckbones, chicken bones
Locked in the cellar, yellow belly chicken plucker
You redneck fucker!
[Chorus (1x)]
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Post by Julie on Sept 21, 2004 0:04:55 GMT -5
I admit. I never really liked this thread.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Sept 21, 2004 0:13:30 GMT -5
I admit. I never really liked this thread.  Nobody did does. |
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Post by Macha on Sept 22, 2004 22:53:25 GMT -5
I admit. I never really liked this thread. Do we need to break out the mullet for you to like this? |
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Post by Julie on Sept 23, 2004 7:53:54 GMT -5
I certainly hope this is not in reference to the hairstyle my parents prefered me wear as a child. It would hurt me internally if that is what you are referring.
No, it wouldnt. I dont care, becuse my mom can beat up your mom.
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Post by Macha on Sept 25, 2004 7:55:57 GMT -5
I certainly hope this is not in reference to the hairstyle my parents prefered me wear as a child. It would hurt me internally if that is what you are referring. I am convinced that you still have that hairstyle and where you are from, it is still 'in'. |
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Post by pete on Sept 25, 2004 23:40:32 GMT -5
i remember someoen on the Dane COok board mentioned they had one as a child, and had a picture. was that you Jewlie?
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Post by Julie on Sept 26, 2004 0:17:55 GMT -5
Yes, SOMEONE did say that poor, little Julie had a mullet. I call it a 'bowl cut with a ponytail' but I can see how someone may mistake it for a mullet. Only if that someone were being an asshole to poor, little Julie, though. I no longer have a mullet, since I never had one in the first place. It is all one length now, so there is no room for anyone to mistake it for a pseudo-mullet.
To answer your question Pete...yes, it was me.
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Post by pete on Sept 26, 2004 0:23:38 GMT -5
To answer your question Pete...yes, it was me. yes! i knew it. and now i know what your hair looks like. im getting closer to know what you look like in person. |
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Post by pete on Sept 26, 2004 0:24:00 GMT -5
it didnt take scooby-doo to solve that mystery
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