GUYS...

[Julie]

What the fucking hell, guys? Here I am in a dark abyss without you all, and here you all are, frolicking joyously through the internet world. I am a little disheartened by the LACK OF INFORMING JULIE OF SUCH A BOARD. ah, well...nice to see you all again, I missed you so.

Are you all thinking 'shit, who told the annoying ass clown about it? why the hell is she here? I thought we were rid of her aggravating as fuck ass'? I sure hope you arent thinking that, because that would hurt.

[pete]

here. have a present. its for you.

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[censored]

Julie? Oh fuck Julie...shes a whore.

*Pete informs Leah that Julie is reading this*

I welcome you with open arms Julie.

[Macha]

If i recall correctly, JULIE wasn't around when this board was started on Uno De Mayo.

Much thought was put into 'were the fuck is Julie' and 'why the fuck isn't she here'?

We love you and Hate Dane Cook. But we love Dane Cok.

[2Short]

Shit, who told this annoying ass clown about the board? Why the hell is she here? I thought we were rid of her aggravating ass'?

I leave and you join, what a role reversal, eh? Anyways, guys, I say we kill this bitch. Its been a while since I broke out the ol' crotch saw.

[Julie]

you hurt me, cal. hurt and pain for me from you.

[sonshine76]

Nah, we're glad you're here Julie. You and your hair cup in the shower.

[Julie]

ah, you remembered...how beautiful!

I moved recently, and my friends and I were packing up, and someone was assigned to my bathroom, and they came out with cup in hand, look of disgust on face. My mom just explained to them what it was, so they packed it into a box...full of hair. I clean it out about once a week, the least they could have done was clean the damn thing out before they packed it. It was funny when I was unpacking though, because there it was, in all its glory.