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Post by LTrain06 on May 5, 2004 17:12:17 GMT -5
will someone PLEASE go retrieve the one-armed girl playing dodgeball from the DC board? I heard her crying out for us last night going, "please dont leeeeave me here with people who can't appreciate the mocking of the misfortunate!"
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on May 5, 2004 19:39:41 GMT -5
I can't find her.....they took her hostage...  |
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Post by Macha on May 5, 2004 19:45:56 GMT -5
I didn't find her in the forum...I found her on the curb trying to light her crack pipe with a lighter between her toes.  The DC boards corrupted her. Poor soul. |
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on May 5, 2004 20:08:04 GMT -5
Thank God you found her!!!
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Post by Julie on May 5, 2004 20:10:17 GMT -5
she is actually a no armed girl, unless of course, you are taking both stubs and putting them together, which would most likely be the equivilent of one arm, otherwise she is armless. Actually, she is just forearmless...
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Post by 2Short on May 6, 2004 12:28:57 GMT -5
Warren and I were watching Maury and there was a little girl on there who had no legs, one arm, and only three fingers. Warren called me heartless, but I believe she should be killed.
He said, "Dude, she may do something special one day."
I said, "Like what? Swim in a circle really fast?!"
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Post by NonDylan on May 6, 2004 12:48:03 GMT -5
Your reaction was unforgivable. At least show remorse, then make fun of her. The fact that you busted a nut laughing makes you the worst human being ever born. Next to these two...  |
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Post by sonshine76 on May 7, 2004 10:07:30 GMT -5
You know, I'm thinking she probably would only be able to swim that circle moderately fast at best. And with 3 fingers she couldn't even do the SU-FI. OH YES, I SAID IT!! SU-FI, BITCHES!! HAAHHAAHAA!!
I always thought that was gay.
(Shocker, yes. Su-fi, no.)
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Post by 2Short on May 7, 2004 13:14:53 GMT -5
What are you talking about? It's SUPER! Its the SUPER FINGER!  |
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Post by censored on May 7, 2004 19:41:51 GMT -5
That nubbed armed bitch picture was my shit fool!!!! My shit!
I just ate paper.
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Post by pete on May 9, 2004 0:03:49 GMT -5
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Post by Julie on May 10, 2004 9:13:52 GMT -5
I have to agree with Cal on this one. I think they should just kill her. Maybe I am heartless, too, but I know I would much rather be dead than have all those missing parts. I hope my child doesnt come out retarded or missing a head or something, because I will most likely want to kill it. It is not becuse of the burden of having a messed up kid (although it would be a huge burden, financially and whatnot) but that poor fucking kid...maybe I would just let it grow up to an age where it knew it was all fucked, and give it the resources to kill itself. No harm there, right?
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Post by censored on May 10, 2004 22:53:55 GMT -5
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Post by NonDylan on May 11, 2004 13:12:45 GMT -5
I have to agree with Cal on this one. I think they should just kill her. Maybe I am heartless, too, but I know I would much rather be dead than have all those missing parts. I hope my child doesnt come out retarded or missing a head or something, because I will most likely want to kill it. It is not becuse of the burden of having a messed up kid (although it would be a huge burden, financially and whatnot) but that poor fucking kid...maybe I would just let it grow up to an age where it knew it was all fucked, and give it the resources to kill itself. No harm there, right? You are all heartless. What if that one-armed girl grows up to find a cure for cancer? But you're right. I'd much rather deal with the terror of cancer than force myself to look at a cripple. You've just been ruined by me.  You're alright by me, Sid. |
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Post by 2Short on May 11, 2004 17:12:15 GMT -5
You're alright by me, Sid. Sid sucks. The same with the three-fingered cunt. Sid is the perfect height to do two things: 1) Stick that thumb right up your ass. 2) Be kneed in the face by me. Anybody that is alright by Warren is not alright by me. |
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