ALL ABOUT ME!!!

[LTrain06]

This is what you're supposed to do...and try not to be
LAME and spoil the fun! Just give in.

1. First Name?
Caleb

2. Were you named after anyone?
some Jew

3. Do you wish on stars?
No

4. When did you last cry?
A few days ago. I was watching a heartening father/son scene in some movie.

5. Do you like your handwriting?
Riiight. Because if I didn't there'd be something I could do about it...

6. What is your favorite lunch meat?
Volpi salami

7. What is your birth date?
8-25-83. Memorize that shit.

8. What is your most embarrassing CD?
I think I own a few Motley Crew CDs. Are they all dead yet? Just Tommy's alive?

9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?
No. I'm a dick. But I'm funny.

10. Do you have a journal?
I have a blog.

11. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Noooooo.

12. What are your nicknames?
Cal and Cal Man, but only my father can call me Cal Man.

13. Would you bungee jump or sky dive?
Yes. The ultimate rush? Bungee jumping from a plane while doing intravenous drugs with a broken syringe...naked.

14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Take them off? Who does that?

15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Dean's Moosetracks and Ben & Jerry's Brownie Batter.

16. Shoe Size?
10-10.5

17. Silver or Gold?
Gold crucifixes, Italian style.

18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
This would require a long separate e-mail.

19. Who do you miss most?
Warren and an old friend Kyle.

20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?
Nice Hollister blue jeans and a white wife beater.

21. Last thing you ate.
Italian sub sandwich.

22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Reb or black. Definately not purple, fushia, or magenta. None of those colors associated with gayness.

23. What is the weather like right now?
39 degrees according to Weatherbug.

24. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Abigail.

25. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
I'm a leg man.

26. Favorite Drink?
Coke.

27. Favorite Sport?
Baseball. The Chicago White Sox deserve fellatio on a daily basis. Now that I think about it, I do too.

28. Hair Color?
Blonde.

29. Do you wear contacts?
No. I like my gray eyes.

30. Favorite Food?
Steak, Italian beef sandwiches, vagina.

31. Last Movie You Watched?
Hero.

32. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings?
Happy endings.

33. Summer Or Winter?
I don't care. I guess summer, but I seem to get laid more in the winter.

34. What Is Your Favorite Dessert?
I don't like dessert. If I have room for dessert it means that I didn't eat enough meat during dinner.

35. Who Is Most Likely To Respond?
Nobody. I'm solely sending this to you, Lyndsay.

36. Who Is Least Likely To Respond?
Um, Lyndsay.

37. Living Arrangements?
I live in a dorm room that looks more like a Spartan prison cell.

38. What Did You Watch Last night on TV?
VH1 I love the 90s Part Deux.

39. Favorite Sounds?
Abigail's moans. People laughing. Rain. Revving engines. Emotional charged speeches/monologues.

40. East Coast rap or Down South?
So which one sucks the least? That's a hard one...

41. What's the furthest you've been from home?
France. We come from France.

42. Do you have a special talent?
I can be amazingly condescending.

[LTrain06]

1. First Name?
Lyndsay

2. Were you named after anyone?
Yes, Lindsay Wagner apparently...it was 1980

3. Do you wish on stars?
No

4. When did you last cry?
Ummm a couple weeks ago when I missed Will.....I know, pretty pathetic.

5. Do you like your handwriting?
I have excellent handwriting, it's the only thing I have going for me!

6. What is your favorite lunch meat?
I hate lunch meat, it's all slimey and shit, but I have to eat it for lunch cuz I can't cook for shit

7. What is your birth date?
8/10/80

8. What is your most embarrassing CD?
There was an NSync phase where it was so bad it was good. I really felt like I had to have "Tearin Up My Heart"

9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?
Ummm if I were another person I'd probably rather try and have sex with myself, to see what I'm like...is that fucked up?

10. Do you have a journal?
No, I feel silly talking about my day to myself. "Hello, me!"

11. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
What's sarcasm?

12. What are your nicknames?
Lynds, LTrain,El, Crazy Lyndsay. Thompson, Slut Sunshine (only by a homeless man in Harvard Square)

13. Would you bungee jump or sky dive?
I'm a giant pussy,so probably neither

14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
No, and that's a stupid question

15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Brigham's Chocolate Chip - what the hell happened to Brighams??? I hate how it's only in Mass.!

16. Shoe Size?
8

17. Silver or Gold?
Silver, I can't wear gold

18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
My big round Irish pumpkin head - its a family trait

19. Who do you miss most?
I miss everyone in New York

20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?
I am wearing gray fleece pants and black socks.

21. Last thing you ate.
Mac and cheese - I'm addicted!

22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
I feel like I had to answer a question like this once in a company icebreaker,so I'm going to refrain.

23. What is the weather like right now?
Cold but not by New England standards - Washingtonians are such pussies

24. Last person you talked to on the phone?
I hate the phone, so I try not to use it, as anyone who knows me knows

25. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
How big the bulge is in their pants

26. Favorite Drink?
Sammy Adams - good fuckin choice!

27. Favorite Sport?
My favorite sport would have to be bombardment,or, "extreme dodgeball" as its now known- I kill with Nerf!

28. Hair Color?
You'll all laugh when I say blonde. But I do have more fun as one.

29. Do you wear contacts?
Yes

30. Favorite Food?
Cereal also, and mac and cheese

31. Last Movie You Watched?
I watched - or rather,demanded! - this HBO documentary about a little boy with mental problems in Mississippi last night. My kinda movie!

32. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings?
Scary movies - I really, really despise romantic comedies - tragedy is always more entertaining.

33. Summer Or Winter?
Summer- I look like shit in winter

34. What Is Your Favorite Dessert?
or shall we ask....who

35. Who Is Most Likely To Respond?
Nick, but only with dick responses

36. Who Is Least Likely To Respond?
Warren

37. Living Arrangements?
It's just me myself and I, de la soul-style

38. What Did You Watch Last night on TV?
SVU (Ice T, muthafuckas!) a Real World challenge thingy, and that movie I told you about.

39. Favorite Sounds?
that's bizarre - probably my air conditioner, because I can't sleep without it on... next to that, my nephew's little voice.

40. East Coast rap or Down South?
Wu aint nuttin to fuck wit

41. What's the furthest you've been from home?
Guatemala

42. Do you have a special talent?
Driving while smoking anything, or already high....that one's for Mich. when I listen to Loveline, I can always tell which chicks were molested before Adam Corolla. I can also google a picture of anything, anything!

[censored]

1. First Name?
Leah

2. Were you named after anyone?
A saint. Catholic family.

3. Do you wish on stars?
Only when I truly feel like a nerd. So probably often.


4. When did you last cry?
Hmmm...someones death.

5. Do you like your handwriting?
I like it when it doesnt look like I smoked cracked for 13 straight hours in a row.

6. What is your favorite lunch meat?
Hmm...I work at a Subway. The pure thought of sandwich meat makes me sick in the tummy region.

7. What is your birth date?
6/8/85

8. What is your most embarrassing CD?
I am proud of every cd I own. Even my Cleopatra cd.

9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?
Id say yes, because I dont ask for much.

10. Do you have a journal?
Online blog count?

11. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
You bet your mommas titties I do.

12. What are your nicknames?
Dork. Asshole. Depends on the day really.

13. Would you bungee jump or sky dive?
Id bunjee. With a net underneath me. Plus plenty of safety checks. Also someones gotta go before me. Why dont we just forget it?
14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Never.

15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Ben and Jerrys Vanilla Heath Chunk. Or Crunch. Whatever.

16. Shoe Size?
10. Im Frodo.

17. Silver or Gold?
Silver, more so then gold.

18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
BIG OLE HEAD.

19. Who do you miss most?
I miss everyone in New York<--same as EL!

20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?
Black pants, Black socks. I am not goth...I promise.

21. Last thing you ate.
Wendys cheeseburger, fries, and a frosty. Filthy.

22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Elastic Pink. Cause I can be.

23. What is the weather like right now?
Piles of snow outside, and more to come in a few short hours.

24. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Moms. Girl needs to get picked up from work when she has no ride of her own.
25. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
If they have a humpback or not.

26. Favorite Drink?
YooHoo.

27. Favorite Sport?
Basketball.

28. Hair Color?
Brownish with blonde highlights. Best of both worlds.

29. Do you wear contacts?
No.

30. Favorite Food?
Cereal and fruit.

31. Last Movie You Watched?
Hmmm....Cinderella Story w/ Hillary Duff. Shoot me now?

32. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings?
Scary movies. I like to jump out of my seat and then hyperventilate for 10 minutes.

33. Summer Or Winter?
Fall. Ooo.

34. What Is Your Favorite Dessert?
Not a fan of dessert.
35. Who Is Most Likely To Respond?
Really bored people.
36. Who Is Least Likely To Respond?
People with lives.

37. Living Arrangements?
A sista lives home with the rents of all rents.

38. What Did You Watch Last night on TV?
Room Raiders.

39. Favorite Sounds?
Ocean.

40. East Coast rap or Down South?
Anything that is..ummm...GOOD.

41. What's the furthest you've been from home?
Maryland. Sad I know.

42. Do you have a special talent?
My hands bend at a weird angle.

[Macha]

At first I thought El wrote that for Cal. Then I said NAY and kept reading. Fucking dickwad sends e-mails but can't come to a fucking mesage board. GAY.


1. First Name?
MELISSA (who here didn't know that?)

2. Were you named after anyone?
THE ALLMAN BROS. BAND'S MOST FAMOUS SONG

3. Do you wish on stars?
ONLY ON FULL MOONS. AND BLACK CATS. AND LADDERS.

4. When did you last cry?
THURSDAY NIGHT. AND IT WAS A PRETTY HARDY ONE. BOYS SUCK.

5. Do you like your handwriting?
I LIKE IT, DOESN'T MEAN ANYONE ELSE DOES.

6. What is your favorite lunch meat?
ROASTED BEEF

7. What is your birth date?
1/7/83

8. What is your most embarrassing CD?
I PAWNED ALL OF THE EMBARRASSING ONES.

9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?
FUCK NO. I'M TOO MOODY.

10. Do you have a journal?
www.livejournal.com/users/chiromacha/

11. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
NO. I NEVVVVVVVVER USE SARCASM. dick.

12. What are your nicknames?
MACHA, MEL, MISSY (only by a selected few) TATER-TOT, SHORT GIRL WITH BIG TITS.

13. Would you bungee jump or sky dive?
WELL, SINCE I HAVE ALREADY BUNGEED, I'D GO FOR THE SKY NEXT.

14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
NO, I UNTIE THEM before I TAKE THEM OFF. (I REALLY DON'T, THIS QUESTION IS RE-TAW-DED)

15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
B&J'S NUTTY WAFFLE CONE BUT THAT WAS DISCONTINUED...SO NOW IT'S CCCOOKIE DOUGH

16. Shoe Size?
8.5-9.5

17. Silver or Gold?
GOLD....I'M A JEW FROM NY, WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT?

18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
MY ROLLY-POLLY TUMMY.

19. Who do you miss most?
I miss everyone in New York<--same as EL, AND LEAH!
but i'm FROM NY, jagoff's.

20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?
JEANS AND PURPLE SOCKS.

21. Last thing you ate.
POPCORN @ THE MOVIES.

22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
ELECTRIC BLUE.

23. What is the weather like right now?
I'D SAY AT ABOUT 61...I LOVE THE SOUTH.

24. Last person you talked to on the phone?
JACKIE'S ANSWERING MACHINE.

25. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
TEETH, BACK, BELLY, TITS. YEAH, ALL AT ONE GLANCE.

26. Favorite Drink?
COKE

ALCOHOLIC: NEW CASTLE BROWN ALE, BABY.

27. Favorite Sport?
ICE HOCKEY AND FOOTBALL

28. Hair Color?
I'M BACK TO MY NATURAL COLOR FINALLY, DARK, DIRTY BLONDE

29. Do you wear contacts?
YES. IT IS A MUST.

30. Favorite Food?
EVERYTHING BAGEL AND LOX CREAM CHEESE.

31. Last Movie You Watched?
SIDEWAYS. IT FUCKING BLEW.

32. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings?
HAPPY ENDINGS MAKE ME VOMIT. SCARY MOVIES MAKE ME HAPPY. I LIKE GORE, NOT SHOCK.

33. Summer Or Winter?
SPRING.

34. What Is Your Favorite Dessert?
STRAWBERRY SHORT(biscuit) CAKE, and/or BROWNIE SUNDAE

35. Who Is Most Likely To Respond?
ALL OF YOU FUCKERS.

36. Who Is Least Likely To Respond?
WARREN.

37. Living Arrangements?
CURRENTLY LIVING ALONE PAYING RENT OUT MY ASS WITH MY DOG WAITING FOR MY TOWNHOUSE TO CLOSE.

38. What Did You Watch Last night on TV?
BATTLE OF THE SEXES.

39. Favorite Sounds?
A BABELING BROOK.

40. East Coast rap or Down South?
A MIX OF BOTH. OLD EAST COAST, AND NEW SOUTH.

41. What's the furthest you've been from home?
SAN FRAN, CALI-FOR-NYA.

42. Do you have a special talent?
I CAN GIVE ONE HELL OF A BLOW JOB. AND I CAN ALSO TEAR MILK.

[Cheese]

I'll read yours when I get back from class...




1. First Name?
Erin

2. Were you named after anyone?
Uh... my dad used to say Erin from the Walton's, but I'm hoping thats wrong.

3. Do you wish on stars?
No...thats gay.

4. When did you last cry?
Yesterday, thank you stress.

5. Do you like your handwriting?
actually I write like a guy. some people say its cool, but they're pretty lame people....

6. What is your favorite lunch meat?
Turkey, but only like thanksgiving turkey. I like the packaged SHAVED stuff (no gay pun intended) but not that circular slimey crap

7. What is your birth date?
4.8.85

8. What is your most embarrassing CD?
Uh I just sold a Mariah Carey (wtf? sp?) CD... Live on MTV. before she was a hooch

9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?
Yes, because I am HILARIOUS, but thats the only reason. Other than that, I'm probably pretty moody and annoying. what with the complaining and all.

10. Do you have a journal?
Try 3. Oh yes, I'm a loser. Granted I really only use 2 of them... that made it worse.

11. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Define 'a lot'.

12. What are your nicknames?
Cheese, Cheeseball, fatty

13. Would you bungee jump or sky dive?
Sky dive! No bungee jumping.. there's something about falling and being SNAPPED back up that doesn't appeal to me.

14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
only my chucks because they're too tight to get off otherwise.

15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Hmm... Cookies and Cream... or Napoelon. (Gosh!)

16. Shoe Size?
9-10 (Yes, I have a large penis...under my bed)

17. Silver or Gold?
Silver. Gold is for black people (and my mom)

18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
Fatness and moodiness and procrastiatorness..

19. Who do you miss most?
Alex (KY) and Kelly (CA) Well and my Dad, I haven't seen him since xmas.

20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?
Light jeans (BDS much?) and my blue chucks.

21. Last thing you ate.
Arby's #10. That spicy mustard crap is GROSS!!!

22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Uh, green, duh. Its only like my most favorite color ever.

23. What is the weather like right now?
33 degrees and breeeeezy

24. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Uh... Jennifer - a friend from work

25. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Hair and shoes (yes i'm weird)

26. Favorite Drink?
Diet Cherry Coke

27. Favorite Sport?
High school basketball, but only when I'm watching it in person.

28. Hair Color?
Brown

29. Do you wear contacts?
nope, emo glasses. those are WAY cooler

30. Favorite Food?
Ask a fat person their favorite food and you'll get a 3 page answer. Other than that...potatos. (es?)

31. Last Movie You Watched?
Happanstance. Odd movie. Love Me If You Dare is good though. (French movies btw)

32. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings?
Both?

33. Summer Or Winter?
Spring bitches

34. What Is Your Favorite Dessert?
Brownies or some kind of cake.

35. Who Is Most Likely To Respond?
....everyone who is bored.

36. Who Is Least Likely To Respond?
Warren

37. Living Arrangements?
I live with Augusta (GusGus) and Joey (Twirlygayness) and my dog and a cat lives upstairs.

38. What Did You Watch Last night on TV?
The Daily Show

39. Favorite Sounds?
Silence, rain

40. East Coast rap or Down South?
I'm more partial to Tu Pac, but I like Snoop too. (Kill whitey!)

41. What's the furthest you've been from home?
France

42. Do you have a special talent?
Making jokes even when I'm super pissed off seems to be a thing I do... is that a talent? At work I'm a STYLE EXPERT. ... now that's funny. (I'm also a certified bra fitting expert...)

[unlimited]

1. First Name?
Jacqui

2. Were you named after anyone?
Jacqueline Kennedy

3. Do you wish on stars?
Depends on what im wishing for

4. When did you last cry?
Yesterday when I went to visit Elena, and Yesterday when I said goodbye to my Uncle/Aunt/Cousin who moved to Nebraska (why?)

5. Do you like your handwriting?
Yep

6. What is your favorite lunch meat?
Salami...

7. What is your birth date?
6-8-80

8. What is your most embarrassing CD?
NKOTB

9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?
Yea, but real friend I dont know...

10. Do you have a journal?
you could say so... journal/joke book

11. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
What the hell do you think?

12. What are your nicknames?
Crack, Busch, Jack, Jacker, Jackass

13. Would you bungee jump or sky dive?
Fuck Yes

14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
why would someone do that?

15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Graham Canyon... yummm

16. Shoe Size?
9.5 Yachts for feet

17. Silver or Gold?
Silver. Gold is for black people (and my mom)<---agree

18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
Fatness and moodiness laziness

19. Who do you miss most?
My grandpa

20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?
gray fleece pants and brown $75 temperpedic slippers... so comfy but why would i spend 75 bucks ON SLIPPERS?!

21. Last thing you ate.
a piece of cheese... and i split it with my dog

22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Macaroni and cheese

23. What is the weather like right now?
33 degrees snowing
24. Last person you talked to on the phone?
The answering machine at work

25. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes-teeth

26. Favorite Drink?
Cherry Coke/Pepsi

27. Favorite Sport?
Softball/Baseball

28. Hair Color?
Blonde

29. Do you wear contacts?
nope

30. Favorite Food?
Mozzi Sticks mmmmmm

31. Last Movie You Watched?
Second Hand Lion.... VERY CUTE

32. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings?
Both?

33. Summer Or Winter?
Spring bitches

34. What Is Your Favorite Dessert?
mmm PIE

35. Who Is Most Likely To Respond?
....everyone who is bored.

36. Who Is Least Likely To Respond?
Warren

37. Living Arrangements?
Dumb Family and my dog and my bird... moving out soon tho I hope
38. What Did You Watch Last night on TV?
Iron Chef

39. Favorite Sounds?
A good strike at the bowling alley

40. East Coast rap or Down South?
who cares?

41. What's the furthest you've been from home?
Jamaica

42. Do you have a special talent?
he he he

[Dane's_Mods_Sux]

1. First Name?
Carolyn

2. Were you named after anyone?
My Mom

3. Do you wish on stars?
Sure, sometimes

4. When did you last cry?
A few months ago during a fight with a friend

5. Do you like your handwriting?
I suppose so

6. What is your favorite lunch meat?
Hard Salami

7. What is your birth date?
5-7-71 (yeah, I am ancient)

8. What is your most embarrassing CD?
Rick Springfield's Greatest Hits

9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?
ABSOLUTELY - I rock!

10. Do you have a journal?
I consider this place my journal. I also have a blog. lifeofcara.blogspot.com/

11. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Me??? NEVER!

12. What are your nicknames?
Cara; Carolina; Car

13. Would you bungee jump or sky dive?
Neither....just not into extreme crap.

14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
No

15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Breyer's Chocolate Chip

16. Shoe Size?
6

17. Silver or Gold?
Silver all the way

18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
I am moody and worry too much about stupid crap.

19. Who do you miss most?
My friend Brian.

20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?
Black and black.

21. Last thing you ate.
Pretzels.

22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Sienna, cause I think it is an awesome name.

23. What is the weather like right now?
10 degrees (BRRRRRR)

24. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Co-worker Mark.

25. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their eyes (then butt)

26. Favorite Drink?
Boylans Creamy Red Birch Beer

27. Favorite Sport?
Baseball. Watching, not playing. Yankees will always be my favorite.

28. Hair Color?
Dark Brown

29. Do you wear contacts?
Yes.

30. Favorite Food?
Chocolate Chip Cookies

31. Last Movie You Watched?
Welcome to the Dollhouse.

32. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings?
Depends on my mood.

33. Summer Or Winter?
Summer.

34. What Is Your Favorite Dessert?
Dark Chocolate-Covered Strawberries

35. Who Is Most Likely To Respond?
I will say Sonshine.

36. Who Is Least Likely To Respond?
Twirly Eyes

37. Living Arrangements?
Live in a home with brother and another roommate.

38. What Did You Watch Last night on TV?
NYPD Blue

39. Favorite Sounds?
My neice laughing, ocean waves.

40. East Coast rap or Down South?
East Coast.

41. What's the furthest you've been from home?
Aruba.

42. Do you have a special talent?
I give good head. (hahaha)

[Julie]

1. First Name?
Julie

2. Were you named after anyone?
No, I was named after 'July,' for that was the month in which I was born.

3. Do you wish on stars?
negative

4. When did you last cry?
About four or five years ago. You guys are a bunch of queer-bags with all this 'last night'/'three seconds' ago stuff.

5. Do you like your handwriting?
Its alright. I write in all caps, so its a little different I guess. But, it works.

6. What is your favorite lunch meat?
ham and roast beast

7. What is your birth date?
Julie of the 80s

8. What is your most embarrassing CD?
Sisters with Voices

9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?
probably not.

10. Do you have a journal?
kind of. I never update it.

11. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
No, I do not.

12. What are your nicknames?
Jules, Jul, Julie Julie, Jooolie

13. Would you bungee jump or sky dive?
if someone else is paying for it. that shit gets pricey.

14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
do I take them off? do I have shoes? what kind of game are we playing here?

15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
vanilla

16. Shoe Size?
10.5

17. Silver or Gold?
white gold. I aint no cheap ass with sterling silver but I aint no pimp-wannabe with my gold rope chains, either.

18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
ah gosh, I dont even know. I am paranoid and lactose intolerant and those are two things never to be combined. Probably.

19. Who do you miss most?
no one. I dont care if people breeze in and out

20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?
green plaid pants and blue polka dot socks

21. Last thing you ate.
half a mini-butterrfinger that was saved for me by a co-worker. I just found it in the bottom of my purse.

22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
I would be the black glitter crayon

23. What is the weather like right now?
like 60ish, maybe 65ish. It is nice walk-on-the-beach-at-night weather.

24. Last person you talked to on the phone?
my momma

25. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
whether or not they are clothed

26. Favorite Drink?
diet A&W root beer

27. Favorite Sport?
football to watch, golf to play

28. Hair Color?
brownish/blondish

29. Do you wear contacts?
negative

30. Favorite Food?
chick-fil-a waffle fries and broccoli puffs

31. Last Movie You Watched?
White Noise

32. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings?
scary movies

33. Summer Or Winter?
winter

34. What Is Your Favorite Dessert?
Mudd Pie

35. Who Is Most Likely To Respond?
who cares?

36. Who Is Least Likely To Respond?
again...

37. Living Arrangements?
at home with my parents as I frantically search for an apartment

38. What Did You Watch Last night on TV?
Law and Order: SVU on USA

39. Favorite Sounds?
its too embarrassing to even admit

40. East Coast rap or Down South?
I dont really understand this question. Everyone seems to have made up their own bullshit answer to it, so I will do the same. I like the boys from ATL and I also like the MIA.

41. What's the furthest you've been from home?
Bahamas

42. Do you have a special talent?
I take good head. (not hahaha)

[Cheese]

20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?



SHOES PEOPLE!!! SHOES!!! Not socks! If you aren't wearing shoes, then you aren't wearing SHOES!!!! Gosh.

[Macha]

Cheese said:

20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?



SHOES PEOPLE!!! SHOES!!! Not socks! If you aren't wearing shoes, then you aren't wearing SHOES!!!! Gosh.

anal.




sex.

[Julie]

I call 'shoes' 'socks' and I was wearing polka dot shoes. I know my shit.

[2Short]

Macha=sucks.

LYNDSAY emailed me and since I haven't talked to LYNDSAY in forever, I thought it would be nice of me to email LYNDSAY back.

Way to take me for granted.

[NonDylan]

1. First Name?
Warren

2. Were you named after anyone?
Warren Moon

3. Do you wish on stars?
Only neutron and red giants

4. When did you last cry?
I don't watch tv. I just don't do it. But a few weeks ago I happened upon a network reality show about "finding your father." I fuckin' cried when this bitch was reunited with her dad. I fucking cried!

5. Do you like your handwriting?
Fuck yeah. When I write in small caps, I literally get hard.

6. What is your favorite lunch meat?
I don't understand the question.

7. What is your birth date?
11-09-81; but I don't use it as a password for anything, especially not for anything that doesn't need security in the first place, like the child safety code on a playstation 2.

8. What is your most embarrassing CD?
You remember Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz? Better known as Deja Vu? I wasn't a big fan or anything, but I bought one of their albums because "Uptown Baby" was on it. I thought that song was the shit. That beat was tiiiiight.

Later, I discover that Mr. Tariq and Gunz raped that beat from Steely Dan's "Black Cow." I should have just bought Aja.

9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?
I would because I'm so much fun.

10. Do you have a journal?
Of sorts.

11. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Oh, no. I don't use sarcasm at all. I just use itallics.

12. What are your nicknames?
Ghad. Warren G. Worn. Sir. Warehouse Warren.

13. Would you bungee jump or sky dive?
I'd sky jump.

14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
I don't tie shit, so I don't untie shit.

15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Rainbow Sherbet I'm gay.

16. Shoe Size?
e1even

17. Silver or Gold?
silver (surfer)

18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
The vagina right below my penis... Oh, least favorite?

19. Who do you miss most?
I'm not really in the bizznazz of missing people, but I'd say Aimee and Cal at the BU, BU!

20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?
gray.white.

21. Last thing you ate.
Pizza.

22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Clear, because I'm mysterious!

23. What is the weather like right now?
Chilly. Shitty. Shilly.

24. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Aimee Ozone Layer.

25. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
I think, "She's probably got a va-gi-na."

26. Favorite Drink?
Caucasian.

27. Favorite Sport?
Handle-bar mustache, knee-length stockings baseball.

28. Hair Color?
Negro.

29. Do you wear contacts?
Yes. I do. Wear contacts.

30. Favorite Food?
Jack's pizza! It keeps me alive!

31. Last Movie You Watched?
Maria Full of Grace (and Drugs)

32. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings?
Scary Ors

33. Summer Or Winter?
Autmnal

34. What Is Your Favorite Dessert?
Cheesecake.

35. Who Is Most Likely To Respond?
... to... what?

36. Who Is Least Likely To Respond?
I... I...

37. Living Arrangements?
7/7 with television's Nick Stolle. We smoke weeds.

38. What Did You Watch Last night on TV?
nothing

39. Favorite Sounds?
Abigail's moans. Rap music. A typewriter being thrown against a wall.

40. East Coast rap or Down South?
Why is there a choice between rap on the East coast and the Southern states? Um, the Southern states.

41. What's the furthest you've been from home?
New Orleans, LA

42. Do you have a special talent?
I have computer hacking skills and bo-staff skills.

43. Are you dead? Did you die?
Yes, the big bear died.
Old bear. He likes the honey.
Heart attack.. never stop.. old big bear!