Post by 2Short on Mar 6, 2005 15:44:44 GMT -5
Noshit asked for an update the other day over Instant Bother The Shit Out of Me Messenger. I just asked him for the last time and got the following response:
RedAres9: so, did you get to work my magic yet?
SomeFool: nahh, but i got a new gf, and fuked her last night
RedAres9: oh, well, that works too, then
SomeFool: hell yea
SomeFool: 3 weeks lol
RedAres9: nice. howd that go?
SomeFool: awesome
RedAres9: what happened to the other girl?
SomeFool: she dumped me cuz i slapped her friend
RedAres9: im laughing. seriously.
SomeFool: haha
SomeFool: the girl tried 2 kick me in the balls, so i slapped her lol
RedAres9: i dont understand the dumping then
SomeFool: shes weird
RedAres9: maybe she dumped you because you hadnt eaten her out yet
SomeFool: but im glad i got this chick
SomeFool: nahh shes prude
SomeFool: she wasnt into that stuff
RedAres9: well, congrats to you then
SomeFool: yepp
Apparently "prude" these days is an adjective used to describe someone who won't fuck you.
RedAres9: so, did you get to work my magic yet?
SomeFool: nahh, but i got a new gf, and fuked her last night
RedAres9: oh, well, that works too, then
SomeFool: hell yea
SomeFool: 3 weeks lol
RedAres9: nice. howd that go?
SomeFool: awesome
RedAres9: what happened to the other girl?
SomeFool: she dumped me cuz i slapped her friend
RedAres9: im laughing. seriously.
SomeFool: haha
SomeFool: the girl tried 2 kick me in the balls, so i slapped her lol
RedAres9: i dont understand the dumping then
SomeFool: shes weird
RedAres9: maybe she dumped you because you hadnt eaten her out yet
SomeFool: but im glad i got this chick
SomeFool: nahh shes prude
SomeFool: she wasnt into that stuff
RedAres9: well, congrats to you then
SomeFool: yepp
Apparently "prude" these days is an adjective used to describe someone who won't fuck you.