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Post by sonshine76 on May 7, 2004 11:00:18 GMT -5
 I'm dedicating this thread to Nondylan who is soon to graduate from Bradley U in IL. Congratulations to a hilarious, creative writing ass. You better stay with us after you write your first book and receive numerous journalistic and literary awards. We can't be there, but we throw our hats off for you: (and our bras)  My alzheimer's ridden grandma says happy birthday!   |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on May 7, 2004 13:14:10 GMT -5
Congratu-fucking-lations Warren!
I plan on sending you a "Congrats Grad!" card soon, along with a really big box of rape... really... really big...
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Post by LTrain06 on May 7, 2004 14:00:06 GMT -5
Congrats, Warren, on leaving the illustrious playground that is college, and entering the real world. As someone who has seen the future, I can tell you... welcome.  Welcome to Kinko's. |
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Post by LTrain06 on May 7, 2004 14:29:10 GMT -5
YAY! YOU DID IT, YA BIG WINNER!!!  |
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Post by censored on May 7, 2004 20:00:54 GMT -5
Congrats and all that to you Warren!!!
"and all that" equals...blow jobs, reacharounds, ocassional ass rape, and of course my undying love and admiration for a funny, bunny humping pile of goodness that is you.
Now give me you social security numba, nigga.
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Post by Macha on May 7, 2004 22:53:25 GMT -5
Congrats on graduation my favorite Danehater. I'm not far behind you on graduation- 5 more years, buddy....I'm almost there. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Actually - no. I cannot. But you can, so thats the important part. You are close enough to see what that light is really coming from...  |
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Post by pete on May 8, 2004 10:28:20 GMT -5
whatabout his roomie, Cal. if he leaves, him and Cal need to buiy a house and live together.
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Post by pete on May 8, 2004 10:33:09 GMT -5
whatabout his roomie, Cal. if he leaves, him and Cal need to buiy a house and live together. or they can move into a tree and bake cookies for us!  look what else i found looking up Keebler. this one is for you warren  |
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Post by NonDylan on May 10, 2004 0:41:22 GMT -5
First of all, Belle looks really scared.
Second, sorry for not being around the boards lately. BU had a meltdown, and the Internet left us.
Third, thank you all so very much. I don't really care about graduating, so whoever wants my diploma can have it.
Fourth, I have liquor in my fridge, and that is so not ARA of me.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on May 10, 2004 1:04:46 GMT -5
Fourth, I have liquor in my fridge, and that is so not ARA of me. You had liquor with you when I was there too... you bastard!!! You are the WORST ARA EVER!!! |
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Post by NonDylan on May 10, 2004 1:22:46 GMT -5
Oh yeah? Well guess what, it gets worse. I masturbate, too. To this:  |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on May 10, 2004 2:22:00 GMT -5
Oh yeah? Well guess what, it gets worse. I masturbate, too. WHY?! You have that mallet!!!  Why the need to masturbate?! |
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Post by LTrain06 on May 10, 2004 8:00:54 GMT -5
whats going to happen to you and Cal when you graduate? you can't break up! you're Cal and Warren!  I have an idea...have a baby together! |
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Post by sonshine76 on May 10, 2004 12:43:30 GMT -5
Blah blah, I don't appreciate the thread you made for me, Sunshine. I don't really care about graduating, so whoever wants my diploma can have it. So what you're saying is:  = As long as you don't stuff Cal's pants in the ceiling. |
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Post by NonDylan on May 11, 2004 12:51:19 GMT -5
Sonshine, please don't misunderstand. I was fully erect when I noticed a thread dedicated to my graduation. Honestly, it was better than the actual fact that I'm graduating. So thank you! But I feel bad. Please don't think I'm ungrateful. I'm sooooo grateful.  What? |
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