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Post by censored on May 11, 2004 19:07:28 GMT -5
is that a fucking diaper?
Can I change it?
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Post by noshit on May 12, 2004 2:10:21 GMT -5
HAHAHHAHA.. AWWW.. congrats Warren.. so cool! you will be famous.. i swear! mark my words! damnit. anything you do, you will be amazing at... why do i know that? cause i live with you everyday and i just know you better then anyone!  inside jokes are fun..  |
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Post by 2Short on May 12, 2004 4:14:01 GMT -5
Good luck, Warren. Noshit is right, you'll be great. One day when my kids see you on TV, I'll tell that that we used to live together. If you ever need anything, let me know.
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Post by sonshine76 on May 12, 2004 9:39:24 GMT -5
You are gonna make me cry.   And I don't think you can change his diaper Leah b/c it's duct taped on?? You may buy him a bra however. Thanks for the love, Nondylan. Here's my graduation present to you:  |
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Post by Julie on May 12, 2004 10:43:19 GMT -5
I didnt know we were getting him gifts...here's one from me, bud  it's the one you gave me last year. |
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Post by NonDylan on May 12, 2004 10:58:39 GMT -5
Thanks for the gifts, everyone. I've always wanted a Popeil jerky maker. I can't wait to make pounds and pounds of beef jerky, fish jerky, turkey jerky, ejaculate jerky, morgue jerky... You're all the best! If you ever need anything, let me know. Well, there is one thing.  |
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Post by Macha on May 12, 2004 12:53:38 GMT -5
Well, there is one thing. I thought WOMEN were lazy masturbators. |
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Post by Julie on May 12, 2004 13:02:38 GMT -5
the man's got to hold the thing on his dick, so his hand is still in the action, why not just save the money? Maybe it has various speeds and grips. If that's the case, it's a smart buy. Buy in bulk, I say.
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Post by noshit on May 12, 2004 13:10:17 GMT -5
is anyone else really sad reading this? okay... so we dont "know" Cal and Warren, but they are like brothers to me.. and by "brothers" i mean the kind ya want to get naked and bathe with. It all started when reading threads in the Dane Cook forum from.. TOOSHORT and IMNOTDYLAN.. i was in tears reading those posts. laughing to myself at 4am while looking at Penny Horses, and Penis. we all got to "know" Cal and Warren in our own way. and its kind of sad to know that Cal is home for the summer, and possibly wont be on anymore.. because of work.. and Warren has to start his job with the station. i dont know where im going with this.. but i would like to say... Cal: you are an amazing person, you are going so far in life its ridiculous. so talented, funny, intellegent, hot.. and just amazing.. that sums it up.. you've made me laugh on more then one ocassion, and you make me tingle a little below. thanks for all the wonderful talks.. youre the best... and you know im here for you WHENEVER.. you have my number.. gimme a call.. if you dont.. we're getting a divorce! and when you write your first book, it better be dedicated to ME..jk.. but i want a copy! Warren: what can i say... Reach around? seriously, youre great. youre going far in life.. and how do i know? think about it.. you'll know how i know. come and ride the TRAIN and ride it.. thanks for all the laughs.. youre wonderful. i will see you on the TV one day.. and a single tear will fall from my eye. and ill say, "those penny horse rides, i sure miss them." Warren, youre great! keep up all the good work.. talk to you soon. |
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Post by LTrain06 on May 12, 2004 18:35:26 GMT -5
I don't understand why we have to say goodbye to them just because they aren't going to be together at school anymore. Does that mean they have to leave? Please guys....DON'T LEAVE!  |
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Post by Julie on May 12, 2004 18:40:21 GMT -5
That is from the 'OVERLORD' himself...
They arent leaving, just relocating and readjusting...no need for tears or blowing one's head off...
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Post by noshit on May 12, 2004 21:38:40 GMT -5
i was just telling them how i felt.. but if thats not cool.. fuck me twice on the penny horse.. damn.
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Post by 2Short on May 13, 2004 0:57:24 GMT -5
i was just telling them how i felt.. but if thats not cool.. fuck me twice on the penny horse.. damn. Consider it done. I have a bagful of pennies, so bring a few bags of ice, it could take a while. |
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Post by noshit on May 13, 2004 2:23:01 GMT -5
you got it Cal.. so i take it, it wasnt cool to post that?  cause i said "if its not cool, then fuck me twice on a penny horse ride" awww.. i sorry. |
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Post by censored on May 13, 2004 6:00:01 GMT -5
Dont be sorry for shit!
No one else is.
Except me.
No.
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inside jokes are fun.. 
cause i said "if its not cool, then fuck me twice on a penny horse ride" awww.. i sorry.