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Post by NonDylan on May 24, 2004 23:17:11 GMT -5
I'M TATANKA!!  You make your living off mocking a race of people. You might be dead today. |
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Post by 2Short on May 24, 2004 23:33:52 GMT -5
If you are Tatanka then I have to be the Ultimate Warrior.  We shall mock Native Americans together. |
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Post by PinkPants on May 25, 2004 6:57:26 GMT -5
er... no link? are we to just make up our own??  then i'm bret the hitman heart  it takes a real man to wear pink. |
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Post by Julie on May 25, 2004 10:22:07 GMT -5
Here is me, because my hair is curly and I am damn near 7'4", 500 pounds...dont act all shocked. Oh, and I, too, am dead.  contemplative me  action me |
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Post by 2Short on May 25, 2004 12:00:50 GMT -5
I like how Tatanka's tomahawk has a heart shape cut into it. Really fucking authentic.
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Post by NonDylan on May 25, 2004 21:14:05 GMT -5
I like how Tatanka's tomahawk has a heart shape cut into it. Really fucking authentic. I didn't even notice that. Ha! Not only is it a sham, but also incredibly gay! Furthermore, it's a little disappointing how guys like Andre are always refered to as "gentle giants" in real life. For once, I want to know about a 7'5" terrifying giant. I mean, take advantage of that shit, bro! |
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Post by Macha on May 25, 2004 22:29:45 GMT -5
 Your the 9th wonder of the world, Chyna. You are woman who is rough, tough, and looks like a man. |
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Post by Julie on May 25, 2004 22:38:17 GMT -5
...and you sing BEAUTIFULLY!!
Has anyone heard her sing?
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Post by censored on May 26, 2004 7:23:39 GMT -5
 I am Val Venis. I only wear a towel, and that makes me look cool. Once I get in the ring and grind my pelvis the women cant resist me. My last name comes in close to the word penis. I am oiled and make women swoon. That is my one goal in life...to make women swoon. I wear knee socks. |
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Post by NonDylan on May 26, 2004 20:52:18 GMT -5
Val Venis?
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Post by sonshine76 on May 26, 2004 22:29:35 GMT -5
 You are the Rock. You like to refer to yourself in the third person whenever possible and constantly question whether people appreciate your culinary skills. You work your multiracial status with the best of them including Derek Jeter and Tiger Woods. You wear tight black underwear to work, but what the hell, you can handle your samaurai sword. You have a wax figure at Madame Tussaud's and some crazy chick sexed you up last time she attended in NYC.  |
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Post by sonshine76 on May 26, 2004 22:41:17 GMT -5
Why do people always insist on calling the morbidly obese and extremely tall people "tiny?" We get the joke already. You're AN ASS!
Jumbo shrimp.
Oxymorons.
Chyna is a transsexual. You cannot convince me otherwise. She scares me to death. She will crush me in between her silicone balls sitting on top of huge man muscle boobs, I know it.
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Post by censored on May 27, 2004 1:01:54 GMT -5
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Post by NonDylan on May 27, 2004 1:48:46 GMT -5
I admit some of the wrestling characters from the time I watched were a little retarded... Repo Man Irwin R. Shyster But Val Venis? Who are the cerebral executives creating these names?! ?! |
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Post by censored on May 27, 2004 6:47:44 GMT -5
The WWF my friend. Oops WW-E! Tatanka? You shouldnt talk dude.  Hes got a heart axe. |
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Hes got a heart axe.