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Post by ILaughAtSex on May 2, 2004 3:03:46 GMT -5
now if someone could only doctor this photo and add Dane's pic, it would be perfect. Here y'are...
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Post by pete on May 2, 2004 10:21:26 GMT -5
let's talk about how perfect I am. you are the photo master. you make sex look like church.
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Post by Macha on May 2, 2004 12:43:24 GMT -5
Here y'are... ...oh lord, i remember that show. I was addicted when I was a kid. Ask me what it was about today and all I would be able to remember was slime.
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Post by NonDylan on May 2, 2004 18:44:05 GMT -5
Get this, I went to the DC forum yesterday on a friend's computer and started a new account. Instead of: I'm Not Dylan we have: Im Not Dylan It was a stroke of genius. Same avatar and everything. The only difference is two of my three posts were retarded, run-of-the-mill posts that frequent Dane's board these days. Basically something like this: LOL!!! HI ALL!! I"M NEW HERE (NOOBS!!1) IS THIS PLACE ANY COOL?!... so as to blend in. Except at the end of the two posts, I put a picture to illustrate my true feelings about Dane's new and "improved" forum. 1) a flatline EKG reading 2) and something alluding to the fact that the forum was boring Anyway, I just went back to check on it, and I'd been banned... again.
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Post by 2Short on May 2, 2004 18:54:58 GMT -5
Of course his site is boring, after all, Singapore is boring. On a whim I went to www.visitsingapore.com/main.htm to find out what their major attractions were. Here it is: Singapore Arts Festival (28 May - 30 June, various venues) Come see Yo-Yo Ma as he leads like-minded musicians to perform both new and established works to create a vibrant fusional sound-world at this year's Arts Fest! Like minded followers...no wonder Dane chooses to run his board like Singapore.
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Post by pete on May 2, 2004 20:15:07 GMT -5
laast night i had this dream and Dane had changed his board and was letting all the banned people re- join. he wanted to be all nice. but i told him i wouldnt since hes still a hypocrite. yeah, that wass my dream last night. what did all of you dream about last night?
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Post by Macha on May 2, 2004 21:11:01 GMT -5
Anyway, I just went back to check on it, and I'd been banned... again. I have never laughed so hard. Well, maybe I have. But not today!
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Post by Julie on May 4, 2004 18:50:59 GMT -5
Well All, I dont know why the special circumstances with me, but I have yet to be banned. I said some pretty vulgar stuff and all of it was Dane related. All they did was delete it as soon as it was posted, like phantom posts but continued to let me post until my little heart was content. I dont understand why I was not banish'ed (like that Macha?) from the board like the rest of you. I did the same things you all did, and I went balls to the wall at the end there, and I am still able to get into the site...nothing I did would have me banned...every now and then I post a random 'I hate Dane and his ball sucking ways' in a thread, it's deleted, I remain.
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Post by Macha on May 4, 2004 21:12:48 GMT -5
You cannot be part of the "cool" club until you are banish'ed!! GO! DOOOOO it.
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Post by Julie on May 4, 2004 21:50:47 GMT -5
Yes, but you see dear internet traveler, I have TRIED and TRIED...Maybe it is a conspiracy...yes, thats it. They are going to ban all of you, but let me stay in hopes that all of you will hate me, but little do they know...YOU GUYS HATE ME ANYWAYS!!! Oh, what am I saying? You know I dont mean it. I dont know what the situation is over there, and I dont know what else I can do to be banned. No lie, my posts disappear almost as soon as I post them.
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Post by sonshine76 on May 5, 2004 14:04:39 GMT -5
I tried to go back and check out the DC board when I got back from my trip to see if 2Short was posting again, and found all of you banned. Imagine my shock. I tried to read some of the posts, and this was me:
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Post by pete on May 5, 2004 14:24:47 GMT -5
i tried going there the other day too. Hey Dane, thanks for not letting me see your posts that you wanted me to see. you're fucking goons banned me. your board, it sucks. Mine, it rules over all your newbie fans.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on May 5, 2004 14:32:30 GMT -5
First off, I have to send a HUGE thanks to Sonshine76 for pulling me out of my boredom on the Dane Cook message boards (the drool has now dried on the side of my mouth)....THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
TooShort, I'm Not Dylan, LTrain and the other banned where the only reason I went to that board anyway.
Anywho - all I have to say is: I am home!!!!!!
Hi everyone!!!! ;D
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Post by pete on May 5, 2004 14:36:04 GMT -5
hiii. welcomee newbie! awwwee feel the lovvve FUCK THAT SHIT! welcome have fun. we have no love for newbies. no get in here and post whatever the hell ya like. we dont run this board like some tourist attraction. this board is run alot like Howard Sterns board. so say whatever ya want. Pants? who cares.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on May 5, 2004 15:09:10 GMT -5
EXCELLENT!!!!
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