Which Chinese Mythological Being Are You?

[ILaughAtSex]

I just really like China. So I took this. It's okay, judge me.

quizilla.com/users/Aeon65/quizzes/Which%20Chinese%20Mythological%20%20Being%20%20Are%20You%3F



You are Long-wang! Mythological Background: Yes, the dragon represents everything you think of when you think of a dragon - fearsome and invincible. Also, it is greatly respected just because of that fact. The dragon has a very protective aspect to it. Even Jupiter reminds you of intense smashing power. The dragon is almost always surrounded by rain-bearing clouds and fog; and the appearance of its constellation always signals rainfall and lightning. It's also a symbol of authority worn by the nobility and the imperial class. Japanese Name: Seiryuu.

Japanese name?! FUCK THAT!!! I took this test for China!

[Dane's_Mods_Sux]

You are Dha-shi-zhi! A female bodhisattva of Chinese Buddhism, whose name means the Strongest. Through the power of her love she managed to break the circle of rebirth for everyone. In the heavenly paradise the souls appear before her in the shape of flowers

[Julie]

'You are Long-wang!'
Please tell me you added this for the ha-ha effect. Did it really tell you that your name was 'Long Wang'? How nice for you.

You are Xuan Wu! Mythological background: Because the turtle has a thick, solid shell that serves as protection - this animal is associated with stability. You enjoy intellectual pursuits. Also, in Feng Shui (the Chinese myths behind choosing a house), the black turtle's solidity is used to protect from cold northern winds.

yeap, I think that about sums it up, I'm a fucking turtle. Nick's dragon up there is kicking some ass with lightning bolts. I am being strangled by a snake.

[Dane's_Mods_Sux]

Hey, I am just a goofy cartoon chick with green hair....at least both of yours isn't as "cartoonie".

[2Short]

You are Long-wang! Mythological Background: Yes, the dragon represents everything you think of when you think of a dragon - fearsome and invincible. Also, it is greatly respected just because of that fact. The dragon has a very protective aspect to it. Even Jupiter reminds you of intense smashing power. The dragon is almost always surrounded by rain-bearing clouds and fog; and the appearance of its constellation always signals rainfall and lightning. It's also a symbol of authority worn by the nobility and the imperial class. Japanese Name: Seiryuu.

I am also the dragon. I swear, Julie, it seriously says "Long-wang" as a result.

My favorite part is "Even Jupiter reminds you of intense smashing power." Who the fuck said anything about Jupiter?

[unlimited]

You are Dha-shi-zhi! A female bodhisattva of Chinese Buddhism, whose name means the Strongest. Through the power of her love she managed to break the circle of rebirth for everyone. In the heavenly paradise the souls appear before her in the shape of flowers.

I too am a goofy fucking chick with a green braid. I do not like me. What the hell.

[2Short]

unlimited said:

Through the power of her love she managed to break the circle of rebirth for everyone.

What a cunt. Thanks for breaking my cycle of rebirth.

[unlimited]

You are welcome. I am sorry that you cannot be reborn, would you really want to tho?

[2Short]

Yes, I would come back as a well made dildo.

[LTrain06]

You are Feng-huang! Mythological Background: The phoenix is the highest and most revered force in the skies. It's associated with power and prosperity, because it is the king of all birds. Mars brings about intense love, passion, and even aggression. It is given the best traits of all beasts - its different parts come from different animals. The five mystical colours in its plume are black, white, red, green and yellow. The Phoenix is a very auspicious aspect in Chinese mythological culture; and its symbol is used only with royalty. Japanese Name: Suzaku

I am the highest and most revered. You must all bow down to ME now, bitches.

[censored]

You are Fu-xing! The Chinese god of Happiness, one of the San-xing. He is most frequently portrayed in the blue clothes of a civil servant and in the company of children, or in his symbolic form of a bat. His name means Lucky Star!

So I guess it means I am Michael Jackson.

[mandah]

too lazy for the pic right now...cause we all know i suck at em...

You are Shachihoko! A Chinese sea monster that has the head of a tiger and the body of a fish. The body is covered with poisonous spikes. On land it can transform itself into a tiger. A representation of the Shachihoko was used in medieval Japan as a gargoyle...

[ILaughAtSex]

You are Date Masamune! In his youth, Masamune had suffered a bout with small pox that caused an infection in his right eye-which he plucked out himself. Combined with his early aggressive and unstable demeanor, Masamune would earn the tag 'One-eyed Dragon'. That nickname would stick, but became one of respect. Obviously not chinese, this couldn't possibly be a real answer for this quiz!! Fierce and arrogant, yet docile and humble. His split personalities won him many battles, he was given the title "Samurai who will have lies told about him by somebody named Nick, hundreds of years after he has died". As Masamune, you too will have lies told about you by people you will never know. You are fierce natured and arrogant, yet docile and humble.

[NonDylan]

You are PING CHING SLANTYMAN. You're short, have dark features and can't pronounce your R's. You're given creedence by such pioneers as Pat Morita and the animated Mr. Wong. You also have canvass tits.

[2Short]

You are Hu-che Er. You mix up everything and in every form that you take you ALWAYS have a very large mole somewhere on your face. You travel through portals in dryers.