ass sex

[Dane's_Mods_Sux]

2Short said:

See, there was a small mix up right there. I thought you were saying that you almost had a gay experience.

Good job on almost having ass sex. You're almost going to hell now.

I would love to have the nerve to have gay sex - I find alot of women very attractive. By the way, I am already going to hell!!

[ILaughAtSex]

Dane's_Mods_Sux said:

I would love to have the nerve to have gay sex - I find alot of women very attractive. By the way, I am already going to hell!!

Other than me... is there any 100% straight people on this board? With no dreams of lesbian/gay sex or anything of the sort. El that means you're out... lesbian sex with your mom... you make me vomit all over my straight self!!

[pete]

ILaughAtSex said:

Other than me... is there any 100% straight people on this board? With no dreams of lesbian/gay sex or anything of the sort. El that means you're out... lesbian sex with your mom... you make me vomit all over my straight self!!

im 100% straight. but i got nothign aginst anyone, well execpt for racists and damn rednecks (KKK).

[ILaughAtSex]

pete said:

im 100% straight. but i got nothign aginst anyone, well execpt for racists and damn rednecks (KKK).

Ah, you see, Pete, I am quite the opposite in that I have something against everyone. Every single person has faults which I cling to to make myself feel more important. This is why I rule, Pete, I rule the world!

Those were all lies except the last four words and the ending punctuation: '!'

[pete]

ILaughAtSex said:

I rule the world!

yeah, i allready knew that. im sure we all did.

[ILaughAtSex]

Back to ass sex!!

Even if I did think an ass was worth fucking, I could never ask somebody to 'take' it. How horrible of a person must I be to ask somebody else to take such a harsh fucking of the ass?

There is no such thing as ass-sex. It is ass-rape. Never any sex in the ass, it's only rape in there.

[Julie]

I would ass sex if my husband asked me to. I dont think I would ass sex for a boyfriend, although thats a good form of birth control, so, maybe I would. I had a lot of 'procedures' done a while ago, which involved fingers in my ass (TMI? ooh well!) and it wasnt so bad. I wouldnt mind a cock in my ass, I dont think. It would hurt at first, I'm sure, but I would soon get over it.

[2Short]

Julie said:

It would hurt at first, I'm sure, but I would soon get over it.

That was my mentality when my friend asked to stick a corkscrew up my ass.

I never got over it.

[Dane's_Mods_Sux]

ILaughAtSex said:

Other than me... is there any 100% straight people on this board? With no dreams of lesbian/gay sex or anything of the sort.

My gayness stops at an occassional fleeting thought now and then....trust me, it ain't happening and I am 99.9% straight. I need men.

[LTrain06]

noshit said:

ya know.. i dont know what exactly i dont like about you.. but i dont like you.. im sorry, there are people in this life that you just dont like.. and youre one of them.. i know youre trying to be funny.. but when you try to hard you make me vomit.. so sorry, but yeah.. who the fuck am i? you shouldnt give a shit what i say.. but my whole point before was.. i never want to picture YOU having ass sex.. thanks! have a great night.

Dude, whats your deal? if you didnt want to picture two guys having anal sex, then why the hell did you come to the "ass sex" thread? It's pretty self-explanatory, same with the Holly/Dane threads - you don't have to fuckin go there either! In hiseyetwirls' defense, you're being retarded.

[Macha]

it's funny because that was so un-noshit like. It was just plain bashing. It's funny because something someone hates so much can turn around and do it to someone else.

Cheese is bi and we dont complain about her eating pussy. Do we cheese?

Ass sex sucks and it is only a way for a guy to pretend you are still a virgin

[Stinkfist]

i haven't read this whole thread, but did anyone mention tearing? or the membrane around/within the anus being easily torn? I think i heard it on love line a few years back *shrugs*

-stink

[Macha]

Stinkfist said:

i haven't read this whole thread, but did anyone mention tearing? or the membrane around/within the anus being easily torn? I think i heard it on love line a few years back *shrugs*

-stink

Thats why people who have ass sex are more prone to HIV because it is a blood virus. Tearing = open wounds = exchange of bodily nastiness = die

[Cheese]

Macha said:

Cheese is bi and we dont complain about her eating pussy. Do we cheese?

lmao. No you don't. And I'm very happy about that. You also don't ask me about it, but that's good because I haven't done it yet...

-insert funny leaving phrase-

By the way, I also have never tried ass sex and I believe I'm in the 'if my partner wants me to try it' category.

[Julie]

2Short said:

That was my mentality when my friend asked to stick a corkscrew up my ass.

I never got over it.

Did he screw it in? Because that would be good for the picture I am mentally creating...only if you twisted around, and not the corkscrew, though.

I dont think any of us should have to be censored here. I think if you dont want to read something because it offends you, or you dont like it when people go back and forth, just fucking dont read it. You dont have to call people out on shit. It was very uncharacteristic for Noshit to lash out like that, and I dont really understand it. I read the whole thread and I dont see where it was necessary, but that just bes me.

I have heard that your ass never really goes back to its original size because it isnt as elastic as your ho-hah. Is this true, butt fuckers? You gots ta help me get my learn on in here. I dont have any outlet for learning the wonders of ass sex and vaginal shaving.

You and I are in a lot of the same categories, Cheese. Are you calling me Bi? What?!