ass sex

[ILaughAtSex]

New Page for Cheese.

I have powers.

[Cheese]

I love you. I bow to your new page-making powers.

[Macha]

bah

[unlimited]

humbug

[Cheese]

cheese?

[ILaughAtSex]

What is there to say about ass sex? Ass sex was always a good friend to me... it knew how to make me laugh when I was sad.

Ass sex had that attitude I like, it was always giving people funny looks. People would always talk dirty behind its back. It never got the sort of respect I think it deserved.

I was just talking about ass sex as though it was a person; a person who had died. This thread almost reached the second page, and I think the second page is kinda like death. So here we go.

[noshit]

el, i know what you mean. i actually talked to my GAY manager about it.. im like, "first off, that shit has to hurt. not only that, but dont you feel the need to shit?" and he goes, "well, yeah it hurts at first, but you get use to it, and enjoy it. and no, you dont feel you have to shit. and believe it or not, there are fluids that lubricate it.. "

i take a moment to vomit after hearing this horrid shit.

im like, "youre fucking crazy. ill never in my life do that! and you CANT tell me you dont have to shit!"

"well, sometimes you feel you have to"

i walk back into the resturant. i couldnt hear anymore.

[LTrain06]

noshit said:

el, i know what you mean. i actually talked to my GAY manager about it.. im like, "first off, that shit has to hurt. not only that, but dont you feel the need to shit?" and he goes, "well, yeah it hurts at first, but you get use to it, and enjoy it. and no, you dont feel you have to shit. and believe it or not, there are fluids that lubricate it.. "

i take a moment to vomit after hearing this horrid shit.

im like, "youre fucking crazy. ill never in my life do that! and you CANT tell me you dont have to shit!"

"well, sometimes you feel you have to"

i walk back into the resturant. i couldnt hear anymore.

eww you had this conversation while around FOOD? I hope this guy washed his hands a lot. It gives new meaning to that sign in the bathroom.

also, I think anal is probably a lot different for guys than for girls. We don't have any reason for it to be enjoyable in there - there are no nerve endings or pleasure spots. for guys, it's all about hitting the prostate. so, both guys get off. but when it comes to guy/girl ass sex, it's usually only enjoyable for the guy.

[noshit]

HA! that's what i said! It cant be good for a girl! im like,"dude.. thats your G-SPOT up in there, it must feel good" and this girl i work with also tried anal.. and she said she liked it. she said at first it sucks.. then she got off.. still, never in my life time will i do that. there is a specific hole for the penis... and it shall remain that way..

oh.. we were outside when we discussed anal.. so not really around food at the moment.. LOL.. but yeah.. when he runs my food out to a table i hope he washes his hands first.

[Julie]

I bet the first lady to get some vaginal sex was thinking 'no thanks' because frankly, the damn things look scary to me. I think vaginas look like monsters though. Literal monsters with open mouths screaming. I think the ASSpect of the assness is just slow to catch on. Soon, as we humans see that it is necessary to have it for pleasure, we will start to morph into beings that can satisfy it. Guys will be born with two boy parts so they can satisfy someone both vaginally and anally. You know, like humans slowly losing thier molars because we dont really need them anymore. I dont know what the hell the word is. I am searching for it in my head, but am not coming across it.

Someone help me with my word. It is when we start to change to our environment over hundreds of years. I know you know the word, Nick.

[LTrain06]

Julie said:

I bet the first lady to get some vaginal sex was thinking 'no thanks' because frankly, the damn things look scary to me. I think vaginas look like monsters though. Literal monsters with open mouths screaming. I think the ASSpect of the assness is just slow to catch on. Soon, as we humans see that it is necessary to have it for pleasure, we will start to morph into beings that can satisfy it. Guys will be born with two boy parts so they can satisfy someone both vaginally and anally. You know, like humans slowly losing thier molars because we dont really need them anymore. I dont know what the hell the word is. I am searching for it in my head, but am not coming across it.

Someone help me with my word. It is when we start to change to our environment over hundreds of years. I know you know the word, Nick.

er, evolving?

you and Nick should really get married and have a sexless marriage. that way, no pressure. he can continue to laugh at it, and you can continue to fear it. Your kids will be produced in a test tube.

this is you and Nick, during his one hour of sleep at night, as you lie awake pondering your whipped cream intake of the day:


and this is your unnaturally-created offspring:

[ILaughAtSex]

Reconfigure? Transform? Mutate? Coagulate? Warp? Distort? Modulate? Transfigure? Adapt? Diversify? Adjust? Alter? Displace?

I guess I don't know, Julie... sorry...

[ILaughAtSex]

LTrain06 said:

you and Nick should really get married

Do you have a death wish? I will suspend the unsaid no hitting/killing of girls rule for this one.

As much as I laugh at sex, and as afraid as she is, we don't need YOU to try to make things work! WE CAN FIGURE THINGS OUT FOR OURSELVES!!

Julie is a worthless cunt anyway, so nope, Sorry.

Same bed? SAME BED?! GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!

[Julie]

Are you saying I am unmarriable? Are you saying that you are better than me and wouldnt be married to the likes of me? HPMH! Thanks, Nick! Really. That is just superb!

Superb.

One more time? Superb.