Arkansas? Why in the hell...?

[Cheese]

So people keep asking me: "Erin, what in the hell is in Arkansas?"

Old people, humidity, and rocks. And guess what, that's where I'm going.

I'm leaving for Arkansas tomorrow morning my friends so you will be Cheeseless for about a week. I'm sorry, I know most of you will cry and some of you may not even masterbate for a week, but I promise you will survive.

Farewell my friends, I'm going to a better place!

-Erin

[pete]

you will be missed by me.

[2Short]

Cheese said:

Some of you may not even masterbate for a week.

Because of your leaving, Nick will not masturbate for the rest of his life.

[LTrain06]

yeah, why the hell ARE you going to Arkansas?

DON'T LEAVE!!!

[ILaughAtSex]

2Short said:

Because of your leaving, Nick will not masturbate for the rest of his life.

Do not speak for me!!! No I will not masturbate, but that is of my own volition.

[Macha]

Why is Arkansas pronounced...Ar-kan-saw
and Kansas...Kan-sis?

With that said, wouldn't it be better pronounced... Hand-job?

[sonshine76]

We miss you Cheese! Come back from Arkansas!
(Let's beef up the thread already, guys. She's coming home soon. Shh.)
Huh? What?