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Post by pete on May 24, 2004 19:56:19 GMT -5
oh yes pete...u are the next slim shadey....im sorry....u ARE the real slim shadey "please sit down. please sit down. cuz im slim shady, yes, im tha guy who picks daiseys. so wont the real slim shady, please shut up, please shut. its a disater, im a rapmaster? i suck! but the whole worl doest get it, so i gotta piss and moan at you till you get all crabby. i do my little hiphop dance, cuz it looks funny. bizzzah! cuz im slim shady, not that guy named hades. so wont the real slim shady please shut up, pease shut up." now add itn the music to the song and read that. i just freestyled for yall. now you can all fuck off. im thru! |
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Post by mandah on May 24, 2004 19:58:51 GMT -5
omg pete....i think i just pissed my pants
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Post by Macha on May 24, 2004 21:20:51 GMT -5
"please sit down. please sit down. cuz im slim shady, yes, im tha guy who picks daiseys. so wont the real slim shady, please shut up, please shut. its a disater, im a rapmaster? i suck! but the whole worl doest get it, so i gotta piss and moan at you till you get all crabby. i do my little hiphop dance, cuz it looks funny. bizzzah! cuz im slim shady, not that guy named hades. so wont the real slim shady please shut up, pease shut up." now add itn the music to the song and read that. i just freestyled for yall. now you can all fuck off. im thru! So you write about dead animals and cannibals And some day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals. ( Dog howls) And there's a million women just like me, that think like me, that all can see that Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty So if you agree, scream loudly with me!! You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating. So won't the Real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up? |
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Post by pete on May 25, 2004 17:51:19 GMT -5
So you write about dead animals and cannibals And some day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals. ( Dog howls) And there's a million women just like me, that think like me, that all can see that Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty So if you agree, scream loudly with me!! You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating. So won't the Real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up? I just got F'd in the A! |
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Post by 2Short on May 25, 2004 19:27:26 GMT -5
*cough*eminemsucks*cough*
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Post by pete on May 25, 2004 19:33:06 GMT -5
*cough*eminemsucksthacock*cough* he does? i always knew he was gay!  |
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Post by censored on May 26, 2004 7:27:21 GMT -5
I own eminem cds.
Boo yah!
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Post by Julie on May 26, 2004 11:35:10 GMT -5
I do as well, and I must admit...I enjoy the part of 'My Band' when he says in that little pre-pubescent voice:
'Sup, Ladies, my name's Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer OF D12, BAYBE'
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Post by hiseyetwirls on Jun 13, 2004 15:34:46 GMT -5
I was called joey genitals, shaggy nads, ...probably some more I cant remember
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Post by unlimited on Jun 14, 2004 0:09:45 GMT -5
bush
sad but true
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Post by Macha on Jun 15, 2004 13:00:44 GMT -5
Mel-ba Toast
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Post by 2Short on Jun 17, 2004 1:08:36 GMT -5
Calornication
Calzone
Hotel California
I'm surrounded by funny people.
Anybody given or had another person give a nickname to your special no-no places?
Mine is Pepe. (as in Le Peu)
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 17, 2004 1:15:59 GMT -5
Mine is Pepe. (as in Le Peu) Your dick is named after a skunk? Mine is called the Decatur Plunger. |
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Post by Macha on Jun 17, 2004 21:43:55 GMT -5
I named my best friends penish Mohammed.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 17, 2004 22:42:48 GMT -5
My boyfriend's penis is named Darth Vader (cuz of its little helmet). And my vag is called E-Wok. We have a very dirty interpretation of Star Wars, needless to say.
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