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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 17, 2004 22:43:41 GMT -5
Calornication Calzone Hotel California I'm surrounded by funny people. Anybody given or had another person give a nickname to your special no-no places? Mine is Pepe. (as in Le Peu) maybe this is nothing new to you, but can I call your penis Hobbes? |
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Post by 2Short on Jun 18, 2004 0:56:44 GMT -5
I asked my penis and he told me to tell you no. He's very particular about his nicknames. He prefers to be called names beginning with "Mr."
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 18, 2004 1:26:05 GMT -5
My penis would like to be called Neil.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 18, 2004 18:03:46 GMT -5
I asked my penis and he told me to tell you no. He's very particular about his nicknames. He prefers to be called names beginning with "Mr." What about Pepe? It could be Mr. Le Pue. Or better yet, Senor Le Pue. Have a multicultural penis. |
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 18, 2004 18:11:08 GMT -5
My penis would like to be called Neil. As in ___Sedaka? Diamond? Young? Or as in ____ in front of me and get to work, ho? |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 18, 2004 18:12:49 GMT -5
As in ___Sedaka? Diamond? Young? Or as in ____ in front of me and get to work, ho? I think he meant 'Kneel'. |
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 18, 2004 20:19:18 GMT -5
As in, I'm going to Neil you in the ass.
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Post by Julie on Jun 20, 2004 22:03:55 GMT -5
I think he meant after that guy from The Matrix...
My parents named theirs and they would address Christmas presents to the other's 'special no-no' place. I knew about it, but they didnt know I knew about it. It made me want to vomit my insides when I saw that there was one To:____ From:____ and there were two little penguins ice-skating around these filthy names on the gift tag. They dont deserve to be parents. Better yet, they dont deserve 'special no-no places.'
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 20, 2004 22:22:28 GMT -5
So you're not even going to tell us what the names were?
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Post by Julie on Jun 20, 2004 22:39:03 GMT -5
I am a tease. I am teasing you all with my parent's genital nicknaming.
What the fuck, El? 'Nothing new to you?' Do you think people go up to him and request they name his genitals all the time? Because, I get it CONSTANTLY!! I have gotten 'Lil Cuba, The Two Musketeers (dont ask), and I was once asked by a large black man if he could call it a Snow Burger. 'Maybe this is nothing new to you'...Psht!
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 20, 2004 23:27:38 GMT -5
I am a tease. I am teasing you all with my parent's genital nicknaming. What the fuck, El? 'Nothing new to you?' Do you think people go up to him and request they name his genitals all the time? Because, I get it CONSTANTLY!! I have gotten 'Lil Cuba, The Two Musketeers (dont ask), and I was once asked by a large black man if he could call it a Snow Burger. 'Maybe this is nothing new to you'...Psht! actually, Zoolander, I was referring to the whole Calvin/Hobbes thing. I guess people DON'T ask where Hobbes is a lot, cuz clearly no one got it. |
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Post by Macha on Jun 21, 2004 0:00:07 GMT -5
Please take the visuals of lettuce and tomato in Julie's's vagina away |
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Post by sonshine76 on Jul 21, 2004 11:26:25 GMT -5
I forgot about one. There was a guy in high school who had this crush on me, and would try in every way possible to please me. Thus, a few of my friends used to call me "Buttercup" b/c of the movie The Princess Bride. He was no Wesley, however. Our friend, Andre the Giant took care of my clever, nicknaming friends for me. Thanks, Andre.
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