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Post by 2Short on May 1, 2004 19:57:51 GMT -5
Post recent idiocy that you have observed.
Just now, I was horribly insulted. I seriously mean "just now." I'm making eye contact with this douche bag as we speak.
He's talking about a paper hes about to do for an Education class thats due Monday. He says he hasn't started it and asks if I have. I say yes and he goes, "You've started it before I have?!" I almost punched the bitch, but hes on staff, so theres no doubt I'd get in serious trouble.
I have 4 fucking English classes and an Education class. I'm really fucking sorry that I have an ass load of stuff to do and don't have the time to be a super-achiever and do every assignment a week before its due.
What a bitch.
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Post by NonDylan on May 1, 2004 20:09:32 GMT -5
You're obviously not a little Lebowski urban achiever.  |
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Post by Macha on May 1, 2004 23:08:30 GMT -5
You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on May 2, 2004 3:58:16 GMT -5
Recent idiocy?
In class earlier this week, one of my fellow students asks my teacher if pirates are real...
No, of course pirates aren't real! Who told you that?They are in the pretend world with fairies and unicorns... stupid b-otch.
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Post by Macha on May 2, 2004 12:01:57 GMT -5
Who is this toolbox?
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Post by NonDylan on May 2, 2004 12:09:05 GMT -5
That's 2Shorts younger brother, EvenShorter. Pictured below:  |
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Post by Macha on May 2, 2004 12:12:55 GMT -5
Okay, welcome laugher at sex.
I have removed the toolbox status because any member of the short family (especially Nick) is a friend of mine.
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 9, 2004 13:30:11 GMT -5
My next door neighbors are ignorant. They leave their dogs out day and night, and they bark as if they'll explode if they stop. When I am sleep deprived because of the relentless barks of these beasts it makes me loco en mi cabeza. I start acting like a crazy woman flailing my hands and yelling out my window like a trailer park stepmother. Letters have been sent but still...the barking. What on earth could these dogs have to bark at so much?! It's not natural, I tell you. I think the best route of action is taking out their kneecaps mafia style.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 24, 2004 22:09:09 GMT -5
I am reviving this thread with a really priceless example I encountered today. I show up to my new temp job promptly at 8:30 like the good little temp I am, and sit down with my coffee and start doing my work. At around 8:50, the new temp loudly strolls in, wearing flip-flops in a dressy office I might add, with a bag of food. The boss notes that she is late, to which she replies, "yeah, I was getting breakfast." Then, get this...she comes into the office I am working in, sits down across from me, opens up her bag and starts eating amidst all the paperwork I am doing. just the the supervisor comes in to give her some work to do, and what does she do? she dismisses the boss! She actually goes, "when I'm done eating, I'll come help you." She's really late, no apologies, starts eating her smelly food, and blows off the supervisor. Good one. because she is loud and obnoxious, of course she is blabbering shit to me all morning as I am working, and I'm not even responding, and she lets it slip that this is her first temp job. I was thinking, well it might also be your last. Then she starts complaining about the work we're doing, the whole office can hear her going, this is so tedious and BORING, and to be honest, I'm only doing this shit for the money! yeah, good move there genius. Then, she decides we have to find a radio station to listen to online while we are working. I'm like, that's your decision there Chief, and leave to use the restroom. i come back, and she is sitting at my desk, in my chair, listening to the radio and checking her email! First 2 hours of the job!
For a brief moment, I almost thought of telling her that being late with a bag of food, blowing off the boss, and complaining about the work in the first hour of the day is not the best career move, but then I thought, watching her dig her own hole might be kind of entertaining. Plus, she makes me look good. I can be 5 minutes late and still not be as shitty a worker as she is. So if she is still there tomorrow, I think I will do as I have done with Britney Spears' career and just sit back and watch the downfall with amusement.
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Post by pete on Jun 25, 2004 0:14:44 GMT -5
wow, this was Nicks first post thread. and we still are on the first page. WOW! nick, does htis make you feel new again?
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 25, 2004 0:36:30 GMT -5
wow, this was Nicks first post thread. and we still are on the first page. WOW! nick, does htis make you feel new again? Well... no... « Reply #17 on: May 2nd, 2004, 02:14am » <-- from the anything thread. « Reply #3 on: May 2nd, 2004, 03:58am » <-- this thread. So you see? This isn't my first thread. There is newness in this feeling though! |
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Post by pete on Jun 25, 2004 0:42:54 GMT -5
first time you get that question. |
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