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Post by sonshine76 on May 27, 2004 0:27:13 GMT -5
If you were forced to choose...
-I'd rather go to the gynecologist than the dentist.
-I'd rather be deaf than blind.
-I would rather eat the rotten eggs than the insects on Fear Factor.
-I'd rather freeze to death than burn to death.
-In general, I'd rather be cold than hot. After camping in the middle of a field w/ 100 degree weather and no shade, I'd have to say I'd rather put on a sweater or curl under the blankets in the cold---unless there is a body of water nearby to swim in.
Go for it. Worst case scenario...
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Post by Cheese on May 27, 2004 0:32:15 GMT -5
Dentist, Blind (i need to hear music to live), insects, burn (its way faster) Rather be cold for the same reasons.
-I'd also rather be fat than stuck up.
-I'd rather have a dog than a cat.
-I'd rather have salty foods as opposed to sweet
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Post by censored on May 27, 2004 1:30:41 GMT -5
Rather go to the dentist.
Id rather be blind, because at least I could hear music and the people around me. Even while never knowing what anything looks likes.
Eggs
Freeze to death
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Post by NonDylan on May 27, 2004 1:32:29 GMT -5
1) I'd rather go to the gyno because I don't have a vagina and would like to see what the doctor would do when faced with a vagina that shoot spermies. I swear to God, you chicks think you're the only ones on this board sometimes. Typical bitches.
I'll pop you.
2) I'd rather be deaf, as frightening as that... sounds! HA HA. But seriously, those are two pretty big senses for me. Fa! What would I do with all this music?! Look at it?
3) I wouldn't eat either. I'm a picky eater. Ef Fear Factory and what's-his-name host who is second rate Hollywood pubic hair.
4) I'd rather freeze to death. I've been told burning alive is much more painful. According to someone whose both frozen to death and burned alived.
5) I would rather be warm. Don't come to me with that, "but you can always add layers!" bullshit. Yeah, camping in the heat sucks, and you can get heat stroke and die, but have you ever camped in the balls ass cold? I've done both and would take heat aaaaany day. Balls ass cold is no fun.
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Post by LTrain06 on May 27, 2004 7:34:33 GMT -5
1. Waaaay rather be deaf than blind. True, can't listen to music, but if I'm blind I can't see if there's bugs in my food. or if I have something on my face or in my teeth. I'm very superficial, so I'd just have to know if I was walking around looking like an ass. I also see this blind woman who lives in my neighborhood, and after all these years, she looks like she still hasnt adjusted. She has this long stick she taps out, and she walks around the city, walking into oncoming cabs and people. No thanks, I'd rather see where I'm going. Plus, sign language is way cooler than braille. Fuck braille. I need to see words, dammit!
I would not eat either eggs or bugs...I'd put Rogan on a leash and make him eat them.
I'd way rather freeze to death than be burned alive. Are you kidding me? At least when you freeze at some point you go numb and pass out. Burning alive has got to be really fukcing painful, plus if you live, you gotta deal with those nasty burns after. NO thanks.
Way rather heat than cold. You can get naked and sweat it out with your Native American friends in the desert. You all hallucinate, and everyone loses some weight. Being too cold is just fucking miserable. and theres no accompanying weight loss or peyote-induced chanting.
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Post by sonshine76 on May 27, 2004 11:01:24 GMT -5
Mine were just examples to get you started. I'm sorry if you felt alienated Warren. I think you would rather go to the urologist and have them stick something up your pee pee hole than go to the dentist anyway.
I guess I should've prefaced my first statement by telling you how much I abhor, loathe, (sleep with), fear, and feel homicidal towards the dentist. I've had several horrid experiences and the sound of the drill makes me seizure. It's not just that I enjoy the gyno, people.
You cannot forgo the choices, even if Fear Factor and it's host are gay in the ass. You have a bomb strapped to your genitals and a gun to your head and must choose.
You're right, L...sign language kicks braiile's ass, but I would hate the tone of voice I'd acquire being deaf. It's a toss up, but if I would've given a choice amoung all the senses, everyone would have chosen smell.
New ones:
-I'd rather be locked in a steam room than a sauna.
-In living- near situations I'd choose my dad over my mom. If I had to choose one to die, it would be my dad, because I couldn't live with knowing my mom died when we weren't really getting along that well. Screw that. Long live pops!
-I'd watch bowling over golf on tv.
P.S. If you fall asleep on this one, you also die.
-I'd rather travel to the future than the past, but I'd rather live in the past than the future.
-I'd choose a lisp over a stutter.
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Post by mandah on May 27, 2004 11:16:56 GMT -5
~ dentist...ive smashed in my teeth b4...im used to the dentist
~deaf....
~ bugs
~freeze...im used to it
~hot...i think when i get older im gonna be a nudist...whats wrong with runin around naked....everyones either got some...or seen some
~sauna
~no one...i hate my dad....fuckinn prick...and my mom...too strict
~bowling...i bowl so...ya u can add the 2 up
~future
~lisp...i used to have one till i got my teeth fixed...although a stutter would be funny and frustrating
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Post by Julie on May 27, 2004 11:50:02 GMT -5
I would rather be missing an arm than a leg.
I would rather be shy than obnoxious.
I would rather burp than fart, but would rather others fart than burp.
I would rather be poked in the ear with a hot soldering iron than in the eye.
I would rather 'bitch' than 'whore' be forcibly tattooed on my forehead.
I would rather shit red than puke purple
I would rather 8 fingers than 12 fingers.
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Post by LTrain06 on May 27, 2004 19:11:31 GMT -5
You're right, L...sign language kicks braiile's ass, but I would hate the tone of voice I'd acquire being deaf. It's a toss up, but if I would've given a choice amoung all the senses, everyone would have chosen smell. I just would find it completely humiliating to have to constantly ask people around me, "am I hitting you with my stick? is my seeing eye dog leading me to McDonalds? is there a wall there? can I cross the street yet? is there a step right there? can you help me up these stairs? stop pick-pocketing me!" I'd feel really silly. And I don't trust that damn dog. I know it's trained and all, but I still don't get how it knows where to go! My aunt was blind, and she went out with a blind friend, and the friend's dog ate her hat, and she walked around the rest of the day with a chewed-up hat. |
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Post by 2Short on May 27, 2004 21:49:12 GMT -5
I'd rather be alive than dead.
I'd rather be a guy than a girl, but that doesn't give you the right to tell me about how much worse you have it. "We have to have babies, and deal with periods, and wear high-heeled shoes." Get a sex change if you don't like it.
I'd much rather be hot than cold. When you're cold all you can think about is how much everything sucks and you just want to die, as opposed to when you're hot and you just want to lay down a lot.
I'd rather be deaf than blind. I'm a very visual person. That's my excuse for my unheathly porno addiction.
If I had to date a stupid hot girl or a smart ugly girl, I would pick the former because I have already done the latter.
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Post by NonDylan on May 27, 2004 23:26:43 GMT -5
The dating a stupid/pretty over a smart/ugly seems like a logical choice, but I swear, the hottest girls get as attractive as Milton Burl when I realize what dumb bitches they are.
I hate dumb bitches.
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Post by Cheese on May 27, 2004 23:29:27 GMT -5
This could be the fat girl in me talking, but I like to look at hot guys, but I always think 'Wow he's hot... I bet he's a jerk' I usually like normal guys, or guys that most people wouldn't like. Chubby ones, or dorky ones. Not that it helps me dates. But I don't want to go there.  |
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Post by sonshine76 on May 28, 2004 13:46:43 GMT -5
I'd rather be a guy than a girl, but that doesn't give you the right to tell me about how much worse you have it. "We have to have babies, and deal with periods, and wear high-heeled shoes." Get a sex change if you don't like it. That's a good one. I'm happy with my sex as well. I'm not one to take initiative or be too confrontational. I'd rather cook than hunt and gather. Plus, boobs are useful and fun. Cal, I can't believe you would be with an airhead, even if she was hot. You seem like the type who's into having deep conversations. It's hard to answer this question but of course I wouldn't be satisfied long term with a brainless fool. I would have to at least find something attractive about him though. -I'd rather have wake up from an accident with amnesia and just remember life from this point on than have a friend or family member die. (even if I wouldn't remember them.) -I'd rather lose an arm than have my face be horribly disfigured by fire or cuts like Edward Scissorhands, but worse. (and you can't have plastic surgery, you're stuck like that) -I'd rather be a homeless person in the U.S. than be part of a cannibalistic african pygmie tribe, speak in clicks and have no clit. <---LTrain will probably tell me 10 things that are wrong with that sentence. -I'd marry David Haaselhoff over David Lee Roth. -I'd rather walk over hot coals in my bare feet than be in a porn. -I'd rather be with you fools over Dane Cook and his board any day of the week and twice on Tuesdays. |
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Post by 2Short on May 28, 2004 18:42:40 GMT -5
Cal, I can't believe you would be with an airhead, even if she was hot. You seem like the type who's into having deep conversations. Its true, I don't know why I was kidding myself. I probably would feel like too much of a shit to even fuck the hot girl and then "kick that bitch to the curb" as censored once said. I think my conscience would barely let me get away with a hand job. -I'd rather be white than black because I'd hate to have this conversation. Cop: Do you know how fast you were going? Me: Um, I'm parked. -I'd rather be too short than too tall because I see how slow really tall people move and I wouldn't be able to stand that. I prefer fast and flighty. |
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Post by Stinkfist on May 28, 2004 20:17:55 GMT -5
www.youmustchoose.com/perl/ymc.cgiVALENTINE'S DAY CHOICE. You love your partner so much, that if they asked you to, you would... A. Once a week for a six month peroid, have sex with your mom and a sheep dog while your dad video tapes the fun. OR B. Get a sex change operation (performed by your mom and a sheep dog while your dad video tapes the fun; in this scenario, your mom is a completely qualified gender reassignment surgeon). omgfz this site is craza i cant decide >_< -stink
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