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Post by Stinkfist on May 28, 2004 20:18:52 GMT -5
Your grandfather has come to live with you, he is basically on his deathbed and has about 6-months to live. You want to spend as much time with him as possible before he dies, but in his old age, all he wants to do is describe your grandmother's vagina, and talk about how wonderful it was to lick it.
OR
You have persistent anal discharge consisting of Mayonnaise and very tiny live mice for the next 2 months.
YOU MUST CHOOSE
-stink
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Post by ILaughAtSex on May 29, 2004 1:16:31 GMT -5
Your grandfather has come to live with you, he is basically on his deathbed and has about 6-months to live. You want to spend as much time with him as possible before he dies, but in his old age, all he wants to do is describe your grandmother's vagina, and talk about how wonderful it was to lick it. OR You have persistent anal discharge consisting of Mayonnaise and very tiny live mice for the next 2 months. YOU MUST CHOOSE -stink The grandfather one... in his old age he would most likely be senile as well... therefore he won't remember me bitchslapping him until he shuts up the next time I see him. |
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Post by Cheese on May 29, 2004 1:18:26 GMT -5
uh...I think I'm busy.... By the way... is 'Stinkfist' a way of implying you like to fist people? or was I just imagining that? |
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Post by sonshine76 on May 30, 2004 3:26:44 GMT -5
Those are horrible choices Stink, and I think I would rather die. Honestly. Cheese offered choices between a cat and a dog, and you offer a sex change vs sex with my mom. On film. The visual alone made me pass out.
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Post by pete on May 30, 2004 14:29:35 GMT -5
www.youmustchoose.com/perl/ymc.cgiVALENTINE'S DAY CHOICE. You love your partner so much, that if they asked you to, you would... A. Once a week for a six month peroid, have sex with your mom and a sheep dog while your dad video tapes the fun. OR B. Get a sex change operation (performed by your mom and a sheep dog while your dad video tapes the fun; in this scenario, your mom is a completely qualified gender reassignment surgeon). omgfz this site is craza i cant decide >_< -stink choose C! C. do neither, because you arent as messed up like the person who choss A or B. Your normal, so have a dollar. thats what i chose. |
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 5, 2004 23:36:41 GMT -5
I'd rather watch:
Letterman over Leno
Conan over Carson
Chappelle Show over Dane live
Saturday night live over Mad Tv
(except when it's a rerun and Jennifer Aniston is immitating Britney Spears. And only when Macha is in my closet watching with me.)
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 6, 2004 19:30:44 GMT -5
I would rather...EAT DIRT than smoke! anyone seen that commercial?
I'd rather smoke.
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Post by 2Short on Jun 6, 2004 23:52:05 GMT -5
I'd rather get a tattoo than a piercing. I imagine that people in prison with just tattoos get fucked in the ass less than people in prison with just piercings.
I'd rather starve to death than eat shrimp.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 7, 2004 11:03:50 GMT -5
I'd rather get a tattoo than a piercing. I imagine that people in prison with just tattoos get fucked in the ass less than people in prison with just piercings.. yes, that is good logic, if I had to go to prison I would definitely pick a badass tattoo over a piercing. I'd get lots of tattoos. because, as a chick, if you have a piercing, it can always be pulled out in a catfight, and that would just be bloody and unpleasant. anyone seen Lost Highway? (I think thats what its called) the one with Reese Witherspoon and Kiefer Sutherland? she totally tackles a bitch in prison. little Reese Witherspoon. and no one fucked with her again. I think that would be me on my first day in the pen, hopefully. |
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 7, 2004 18:55:30 GMT -5
I'd rather get a tattoo than a piercing. Really? Why? Understand that I'm very self-conscious about my pierced ears, and anyone who doesn't choose piercings over a tattoo is obviously attacking my religious beliefs. |
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Post by 2Short on Jun 7, 2004 20:57:28 GMT -5
I find them pointless. Tattoos are also pointless, but you can be much more creative with tattoos. Also, if I had earrings I'd be more like you Warren, which leads me to my next duo:
I'd rather be me than Warren.
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 8, 2004 0:26:03 GMT -5
Pointless, eh? Well these little pointless babies are responsible for me seeing 4 out of 11 vaginas.
That's right. Quite a return on my $20 piercing charge.
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Post by Cheese on Jun 8, 2004 0:30:52 GMT -5
would you rather be 50 pounds overweight or anorexic?
Both come with bad side effects... so...
(And for the record, I'd rather have a tattoo than a piercing also.)
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 8, 2004 2:32:44 GMT -5
50 pounds overweight would have to depend on size, if I was freakishly tall, lets say 11 feet, I wouldn't mind 50 pounds, it would be nothing. If I were 5 feet tall, 50 pounds would be rather huge, and I would rather be anorexic.
In all seriousness though, I would rather be the 50 pounds overweight, it would inspire much fury in my heart to be so obese.
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Post by 2Short on Jun 8, 2004 3:42:13 GMT -5
Pointless, eh? Well these little pointless babies are responsible for me seeing 4 out of 11 vaginas. That's right. Quite a return on my $20 piercing charge. Eleven, huh? Tell Aimee that. Your 11 beats my 4, but they have all been deliciously pink. |
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