Fears

[NonDylan]

LTrain06 said:

Most of the time, sadly, masturbation is better than sex itself. You aren't missing much.

Damn. Let's hope the bf doesn't drop by.

[Macha]

LTrain06 said:

do not fear the unknown, dear friend. Masturbate, and you will gradually become more comfortable. Most of the time, sadly, masturbation is better than sex itself. You aren't missing much.

USELESS FACT #342: To prove El's theory correct, in general...men start masturbating before they ever have sex and women after.

There you go guys. There is no way in hell you can compare to a good ol' battery operated device.

[2Short]

Macha said:

There you go guys. There is no way in hell you can compare to a good ol' battery operated device.

It's true. I recommend using a Gameboy Advance to get you off.

[CollectableKira]

ILaughAtSex said:

You are 16, enough said.

i didnt mean now... i meant when im old... i feel ..or rather.... am afraid of never feeling love.

[pete]

2Short said:

It's true. I recommend using a Gameboy Advance to get you off.

hahaha. good tip for el.

[pete]

ILaughAtSex said:

You are 16, enough said. I will continue anyway... I don't know many 16 year olds who know very much about love. You shouldn't worry about that.

except for the rejected by the world people, liek me. when nobody loves you. you eventually understand love, and that it is hopeless for some.

[unlimited]

I am afraid of Jamaican men. Is that bad? The past few days everyone has told me that they love "white women"... should I be afraid?

[pete]

unlimited said:

I am afraid of Jamaican men. Is that bad? The past few days everyone has told me that they love "white women"... should I be afraid?

you dont want some Jamaican action?

[mandah]

pete said:

except for the rejected by the world people, liek me. when nobody loves you. you eventually understand love, and that it is hopeless for some.

what the hell are u talkin bout peter?

[pete]

well i still havent mentioned any of my fears. i guess the only one is, gettign hurt when i do something crazy. im always scared that im gonna break something. so that is my fear, and my only one.

[Dane's_Mods_Sux]

I fear the Reaper....but they tell me not to.

[pete]

Dane's_Mods_Sux said:

I fear the Reaper....but they tell me not to.

the Reaper's a good guy.

now you've seen Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. so you knwo what im talkin' about.

[Julie]

Twister!

I am afraid of setting myself on fire. I dont like to light things when I am alone, because what if I were to go up in flames? I would have to stop, drop and roll. I dont really know how and if this works, I have never seen it done. I would be afraid to set other things on fire in my attempt to extinguish myself.

I dont like being in water where I cannot touch the solid bottom with my feet. Solid means no mushy bottom or sandy, salty floor. I like pools that do not go any deeper than 5'3". However, once in the pool, I am in constant fear that my hair would be sucked into one of the ducts that push out water to cicrculate. I do not like to get into spas because my hair is right by the water pusher outter thing and I do not want my hair sucked up and my head pulled under. I would die.

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i'm deathly afraid of getting any kind of fluid up my nose... i'm afraid of drowning... and i'm afraid of the dark in a very odd way... only at daytime... at night i'm fine... and i'm afraid of clowns...

[unlimited]

CLOWNS?? I hate clowns with a passion