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Fears Jul 13, 2004 2:43:11 GMT -5

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Post by sonshine76 on Jul 13, 2004 2:43:11 GMT -5

Mormon Crickets. Holy crap. We saw one on a gas station wall in Utah, and so help me God, it hissed at us. My dad swears up and down that it expelled some sort of yellow pus at him as well when he provoked it. They really could take over the world one day, I think.

"My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause."

sonshine76 Crotch Sawer Posts: 597	Fears Jul 13, 2004 10:16:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sonshine76 on Jul 13, 2004 10:16:27 GMT -5 Mormon Cricket: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It says they eat grasses and the like, but I'm convinced they would eat my face. That is not my face, btw.
	Last Edit: Jul 13, 2004 10:17:04 GMT -5 by sonshine76 "My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause."

Macha Crotch Sawer Vajoina Posts: 1,542	Fears Jul 13, 2004 12:00:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Macha on Jul 13, 2004 12:00:27 GMT -5 looks like they already started on hers.
	The one I love, I hate, but the sex is great.

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