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Post by LTrain06 on Aug 29, 2004 17:24:13 GMT -5
are you thinking of watching them?
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Post by Macha on Aug 29, 2004 17:38:35 GMT -5
I had sex with my neighbor again last night. Twice.
I don't want to move today.
Actually, I CAN'T move today.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Aug 29, 2004 18:14:26 GMT -5
I had sex with my neighbor again last night. Twice. I CAN'T move today. Is your computer your neighbor? It seems obvious that you slept with it. |
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Post by Macha on Aug 29, 2004 18:18:04 GMT -5
Is your computer your neighbor? It seems obvious that you slept with it. Yes, you are very correct, NICK. My computer lives next door. I got it drunk last night and taught my mouse how to pleasure me. |
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Post by Cheese on Aug 29, 2004 18:24:15 GMT -5
Yes, you are very correct, NICK. My computer lives next door. I got it drunk last night and taught my mouse how to pleasure me. You'll have to teach me that one... |
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Post by LTrain06 on Aug 29, 2004 19:55:27 GMT -5
I had sex with my neighbor again last night. Twice. um....what? when was the first time? who is this person? details, please. |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Aug 29, 2004 20:13:35 GMT -5
um....what? when was the first time? who is this person? details, please. Read her next post, El. Her neighbor is a computer. The first time was last night, her second time was also last night. Twice. She has yet to move since then. |
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Post by Macha on Aug 29, 2004 20:51:40 GMT -5
um....what? when was the first time? who is this person? details, please. First time was on a whim, last saturday...with my real neighbor, a friend of mine. He's 5'11, blonde hair, blue eyes, daytime contractor, night-time hockey player. Penis of a mastadon. This time, it was planned as a booty call and accomplished last night, twice. It was the second best sex I have ever had. How did my ribs get sore? First was with my computer. Anything else you want to know? |
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Post by NonDylan on Aug 30, 2004 0:30:52 GMT -5
I had sex with my neighbor again last night. Twice. I don't want to move today. Actually, I CAN'T move today. Your life is a situational internet porno site. |
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Post by Macha on Aug 30, 2004 18:24:01 GMT -5
FOR CHEESE:  |
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Post by Cheese on Aug 30, 2004 22:13:24 GMT -5
spanks ;D
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Post by Cheese on Aug 31, 2004 0:21:28 GMT -5
"Do you have Prince Albert in a can? You do?! Well you should let him out because he is... suff-o-cot-ing."  |
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Post by pete on Aug 31, 2004 15:20:22 GMT -5
well, this sucks. i gotta take a piss, but i got nowhere to go. my sister who is a few years younger then me, ruined all the toilets, well the seats, and i cnat lift em up. the one upstairs has red blotches all over the bottom, and it reaks of it, cuz the trash is full of that shit, and just today, she cmae home from school, used the other bathroom. now there is this red stretched rectangle shape residue on the seat at the top, and now i cant use that bathroom. nto to mention i juit got a meatball sub, and i cant even eat it. im sure you know why. but the bathroom near ehr room always looks nasty, but now another one is ruined. i gotta take a piss so bad....  |
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Post by unlimited on Aug 31, 2004 16:25:01 GMT -5
Piss on your sister...that solves it
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Post by LTrain06 on Aug 31, 2004 20:05:31 GMT -5
Hey...those first few menstruation years are rough, Pete. give her a break. she's bleeding out her orifices right now. it's tough to keep it all in the bowl when it's gushing out of you!
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