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Post by unlimited on Sept 14, 2004 21:02:37 GMT -5
This happened to me yesterday night: I was with a few friends and I was talking to this girl. She was pretty cute and she seemed smart. When the conversation died down she goes, "So why don't we go up to your room? We can't take long, though, because I have class in the morning." I asked, "What class?" She responds, "All of them. I'm a senior at Manual High School." My fucking heart stopped. I told her that I had to novice teach in the morning, too, so she should probably just go home to bed. Moral of the story: If your going to fuck somebody under age, get them drunk to the point that they can't remember your face or where you live. pedophile |
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Post by Cheese on Sept 14, 2004 23:21:01 GMT -5
Captain's Log Stardate 459er Approximately one and one half hours ago, this conversation took place in the family vehicle on the way to dinner at Bennigan's: (to follow, you must know that my mother just claimed she will be retiring next year at the tender age of 42 and will be living off of my step-father's salary) Step-Father: What world are you living in? Mother: Disney. Brother: Do you like it there? Mother: Yes, they give me their paycheck in its entirety. Step-Father: That's because they are goofy. Mother: No, they like chocolate. 10-15 pause Julie: word. good addition to the crazy family convos. |
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Post by noshit on Sept 15, 2004 14:51:43 GMT -5
I WORK AT BENNIGANS.. i must say im sick of their food.. but the MONTE CRISTO is a heartattack on a plate..damn good.
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Post by Julie on Sept 15, 2004 14:55:10 GMT -5
JULIE SAID THIS WHEN SHE ASKED ABOUT WORKING WITH FOOD...
noshit, what the fuck, man?
Sammiches need no deep frying and powdered sugar. Its like they are trying to turn it into a sick, sugary treat. Its so big, too...not just in quantity, but I have to take several bites to just take a bite. The height is intimidating. I once hated Bennigans but once Ruby Tuesdays went to the shitter, I was left with Bennigans as my back-up and it isnt too bad anymore. Especially considering the competition.
I must admit. I come here everday expecting a fight to have broken out between one or more parties. I expect it most from Nick and Pete. Keep letting me down guys, I appreciate it.
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Post by noshit on Sept 15, 2004 15:09:37 GMT -5
seriously, julie.. i hear that.. it is very hard to eat.. and you do have to take several bites to take one.. unless you have a large mouth like me and devour the fucker.. i enjoy it.. ill have one a month.. maybe.. so fatty.. our irish haystack is damn good too.. maybe i dont hate it as much as i thought.. LOL.. just working there sucks.
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Post by Cheese on Sept 15, 2004 20:40:30 GMT -5
I'm thinking putting dogs to sleep is really sad and I don't want to do it again for a long long time  |
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Post by unlimited on Sept 15, 2004 20:57:07 GMT -5
Im thinking I want to give cheese a hug....  im sorry |
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Post by noshit on Sept 15, 2004 21:28:52 GMT -5
aww.. im sorry cheese...
jacqui! gary! yay!
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Post by Julie on Sept 15, 2004 23:00:54 GMT -5
FIRST ONE OF THE DAY!
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Post by pete on Sept 16, 2004 16:35:37 GMT -5
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Post by Macha on Sept 16, 2004 16:48:00 GMT -5
I want to fuck Ivan in the ass.
Maybe it might be time to pay a little visit to my neighbor.
Not that little. Angel face.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Sept 16, 2004 22:50:03 GMT -5
Macha - Does your neighbor have a friend?
And hey, Pete, what's with the red X on the top of my screen? What happened to the Error 404 image?
I feel so incomplete without it...
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Post by pete on Sept 17, 2004 11:09:54 GMT -5
damn you Photobucket! ti seems taht the board logo is no longer visible. but it'll be back sometime.
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Post by noshit on Sept 17, 2004 11:41:37 GMT -5
nice pic pete..
jacqui, leah.. had a fucking BLAST last night! hhahahha.. we could have sucked dick.. LOL..jk.. i love dc and jd.. dp was awesome too!!!!!
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Post by 2Short on Sept 17, 2004 12:01:08 GMT -5
i love dc and jd.. dp was awesome too!!!!! The District of Columbia, Joe Dirt, and dildo parts. |
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im sorry
