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Post by Macha on Sept 17, 2004 12:18:21 GMT -5
Macha - Does your neighbor have a friend? No, he has no friends. He is a lonely homebody who rots in his condo all day long waiting for a good fuck. |
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Post by Cheese on Sept 17, 2004 12:24:35 GMT -5
The District of Columbia, Joe Dirt, and dildo parts. Oh silly Cal, its not dildo parts, its double penetration! |
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Post by 2Short on Sept 19, 2004 4:56:47 GMT -5
The term PMS is confusing. It's totally differnet from "period" or "on the rag." There's PMS where girls are pretty bitchy, and then "on the rag" where girls are pure unrestrained bitches.
We need to get rid of PMS. Or at least change it to "Present Mentrual Syndrome." That's one less week to think about.
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Post by Macha on Sept 19, 2004 7:17:05 GMT -5
I think the neigbor and I are done with our fuck-a-palooza.
He called me a 'stupid bitch' last night and I called out Nick's name.
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Post by 2Short on Sept 19, 2004 12:34:41 GMT -5
I think the neigbor and I are done with our fuck-a-palooza. He called me a 'stupid bitch'. Why did he do that? Did he find out you only got a 24 on your test? |
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Post by Julie on Sept 19, 2004 22:56:18 GMT -5
Is 'stupid bitch' a bad thing to call someone? Did this happen during sex? I think I may be confused.
I am thinking I have to take my brother to his high school institution tomorrow at an early time, I have to go have coffee with the gramma, I have to go pay two tickets to Jim Fuller Clerk of the Courts and I have to mow two lawns. I will be mowing these lawns not for a monetary reward but for setting myself right...with...myself? Whatever, I think I should be paid. It is going to be hot as balls tomorrow and my only reward for mowing these lawns will be a glass of water that is most likely warm because those people dont use ice as it should be used. I am in for a rough one tomorrow.
Oh, AND...I'm menstruating.
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Post by Macha on Sept 19, 2004 23:55:19 GMT -5
Yes, we were having sex.
}}}Bluntly Honest Details to Follow{{{{
You know how when the girl is on top and sometimes it just falls out? Well he was really close to cumming and that happened, then proceeded the words "you stupid bitch!" Then came the shocked look on my face, and telling him "don't you ever fucking call me that again" and me geting dressed and going home.
Period. Julie's Period.
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Post by LTrain06 on Sept 20, 2004 17:56:21 GMT -5
Is 'stupid bitch' a bad thing to call someone? Did this happen during sex? I think I may be confused. I am thinking I have to take my brother to his high school institution tomorrow at an early time, I have to go have coffee with the gramma, I have to go pay two tickets to Jim Fuller Clerk of the Courts and I have to mow two lawns. I will be mowing these lawns not for a monetary reward but for setting myself right...with...myself? Whatever, I think I should be paid. It is going to be hot as balls tomorrow and my only reward for mowing these lawns will be a glass of water that is most likely warm because those people dont use ice as it should be used. I am in for a rough one tomorrow. Oh, AND...I'm menstruating. is this what you do all day, Julie? do you work? I want your life. |
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Post by LTrain06 on Sept 20, 2004 18:04:02 GMT -5
your assistance is needed, people: I offically have a stalker. this guy at work had been friendly with me, but he was way too friendly, assuming we were having lunch together EVERY day, always coming to my cube and standing there like an idiot while I ignored him, then he would, I kid you not, follow me out at the end of the day. Literally, I would be pushing the door open to the lobby and he would jump out from a corner and follow me to the elevator. Fuckin weird. Well, I had sent him an email from my AOL account one day, so he figured out my screenname, and started IMing me at home. I talked to him a couple times, but I don't wanna talk to him all the time, ya know! so, I blocked him. well I get to work the next day and he steps in front of me and is like "why'd you block me?" I played it off like it was an accident, and unblocked him the next day. but he started IMing me like a fiend cuz he got laid off and spends all day at home now. So now I don't talk to him at work cuz he doesnt work there anymore, but now he stalks me online!
So get this...I finally block him again, cuz I'm like, enough is enough, and....he MADE A NEW SCREENNAME!
he goes "you blocked me again....that's okay, I have other screennames!" FREAK!!! I don't respond to him, but I get home and there are a million IMs on my screen going "Lyndsay!!!!" he doesn't fucking get it!! I told him once that he was creeping me out, and he was like "I swear I didn't follow you out, and I don't have a crush on you" and acts like these are my "rules", like he'll roll his eyes like, 'well i guess I can't come by and talk to you, cuz those are your 'rules'" like I'M the ridiculous one.
help!!!
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Post by 2Short on Sept 20, 2004 20:08:01 GMT -5
With the smallest amount of brain power: make a new screen name.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Sept 20, 2004 21:56:52 GMT -5
With the smallest amount of brain power: make a new screen name. Shit, Cal! That is brilliance! |
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Post by LTrain06 on Sept 20, 2004 22:29:01 GMT -5
but then I have to change my email too, and I don't feel like changing my email adn telling everyone my new name for this one fuckin guy.
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Post by Julie on Sept 20, 2004 23:53:39 GMT -5
oh yea, I agree...its much easier to end up in pieces in garbage bags on the floor of his apartment...
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Post by 2Short on Sept 21, 2004 0:05:10 GMT -5
Yeah El, don't change it. And don't think of Julie's situation, either. You know, him going in the kitchen and jerking off onto your torso, then in the bathroom to jerk off onto you legs, etc.
If you have AIM, you dont need to make a new AOL account. Keep that for mail and just use the new name for AIM.
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Post by Cheese on Sept 21, 2004 0:39:47 GMT -5
And if you have AOL aren't there these little buttons everywhere like 'if someone is stakling you click here to get them arrested' or some shit like that?
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