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Post by unlimited on Oct 16, 2004 18:11:30 GMT -5
Just for Cal...
i am COL....
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Post by 2Short on Oct 16, 2004 22:55:15 GMT -5
Almost every Saturday morning, I spend the 3 minute drive to work dry scrubbing my hand to get the poop off. I do that with my penis. |
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Post by NonDylan on Oct 17, 2004 4:08:14 GMT -5
This is my drunk post.
Can you believe I didn't have sex without someone tonight who's not my significant other?
YES! It can be done!
Ssssssssnap.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Oct 17, 2004 13:56:55 GMT -5
2 Snaps in a Z formation. |
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Post by LTrain06 on Oct 17, 2004 22:05:47 GMT -5
This is my drunk post. Can you believe I didn't have sex without someone tonight who's not my significant other? YES! It can be done! Ssssssssnap. Ha ha ha, laugh all you want, but you might be missin' out on a pretty baby who's ready to party. |
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Post by 2Short on Oct 18, 2004 7:04:57 GMT -5
Ha ha ha, laugh all you want, but you might be missin' out on a pretty baby who's ready to party. Babies? No. Warren tries for at least the pre-teens. |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Oct 21, 2004 0:34:47 GMT -5
A bit late in the game for this one, but I just realized who Christopher Reeves reminds me of.  I couldn't get a better picture, but when this guy is sitting straight up(yo), he and Mr. Reeves look equally immobile and robotic. |
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Post by unlimited on Oct 21, 2004 6:35:34 GMT -5
Well my puppy made it.....  Shes in Guide dog training...... |
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Post by noshit on Oct 21, 2004 13:28:15 GMT -5
im sorry jacqui, but its the best for your puppy.. its going to help people! yayayayyaya! and you love it.  my thought right now is, holy fucking shit the red sox made it. i came last night when they won.. in shock. finally made it to the world series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY. another thought i have is.. do NOT drink and drive. and if you see someone hammered... please give them a ride home. my friend is in the hospital for the next month in ICU (intensive care unit) because he drank and drove. he is MESSED up.. so please please drink responsibly. |
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Post by censored on Oct 21, 2004 15:17:53 GMT -5
Well my puppy made it..... Shes in Guide dog training...... awwww, jac! You gotta look on the ups. Either way would have been kinda shitty. So you look at the positive. Your lovely doggy gets to help blind folk. It a good set up girl. Much love to you! |
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Post by Cheese on Oct 23, 2004 0:34:20 GMT -5
I'm thinking I only love living in a college town because then I can yell PENIS at pedestrians at night and I get mooned. Yes. I got mooned tonight. Then I yelled penis at him.
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Post by Macha on Oct 23, 2004 8:34:11 GMT -5
I am a tramp.
Who throws herself at a guy who's signs are OBVIOUSLY pointing to the one that says 'NO! I don't want to sleep with you, no matter how perfect our sitation might be'
I need to stop whoring myself out like this.
It is a reality world that is all made up in my head.
Thank you Error 404, for not caring a bit about what I just did.
Love, Macha (a.k.a. Stupid bitch.)
Shit, I need to stop drinking.
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Post by sonshine76 on Oct 25, 2004 2:29:34 GMT -5
Cheese, what would happen if you yelled "ass" instead of "penis?" Go crazy, switch it up a little. Someone may just whip it out.
Macha, didn't you pull out a 747 (is that a plane?) and kill the last guy that called you a stupid bitch? Now you are addressing yourself as such? You need to go out drinking w/ a good friend cockblocker or have a heart to heart w/ Ella who doesn't have second thoughts about such things.
I was just thinking that I forgot how hot Matthew McConaughey was in A Time to Kill until I saw it on tv tonight.
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Post by Cheese on Oct 25, 2004 8:51:46 GMT -5
I was just thinking that I forgot how hot Matthew McConaughey was in A Time to Kill until I saw it on tv tonight. I've never seen this movie, but I want to now...besides having this lovely piece of ass (see: attached pic) its got other good actors too! (Oh and Sandra Bullock) And thanks for the advice Sonny, I might have to run that by my penis yelling friends and see what they say. Oh and someone on my Xanga totally 'PENIS'ed at me and I have no idea who it is o.0''  |
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Post by 2Short on Oct 25, 2004 10:19:58 GMT -5
Oh and someone on my Xanga totally 'PENIS'ed at me and I have no idea who it is o.0'' Xanga blows cock. |
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