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Post by Cheese on Oct 25, 2004 21:33:25 GMT -5
I know. I just can't bring myself to let them go and become a complete LJ whore |
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Post by sonshine76 on Oct 25, 2004 22:12:24 GMT -5
As do things that rhyme. Such as:  JENGA! and TOPANGA!Seriously, I've never visited Xanga, but the spelling alone irritates me and I believe someone along the line should have eliminated the letter "X" from the alphabet altogether. Or at least discard them from board games. You know you're screwed when you end up with an "X," with only such words as xylophone, x-ray and Xavier to validate it's existence. I suppose it is the only way to find treasure on a pirate map, or know if you are about to view porn. Still, X is gay. |
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Post by Macha on Oct 26, 2004 19:22:43 GMT -5
I wonder why I have an urge to tell you all about my sex life. I know no one cares, but I have to boast somewhere.
I have had sex 5 times in the past 48 hours.
*phew* ok, I feel better.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Oct 26, 2004 19:43:44 GMT -5
I wonder why I have an urge to tell you all about my sex life. I know no one cares, but I have to boast somewhere. I have had sex 5 times in the past 48 hours. *phew* ok, I feel better. I care - sortya - cause I need to live thru your experiences since I am not gettin' any AT ALL. I have guy that I can call up just for raw sex, but he has been a total A-hole and I will not lower myself to his level for a piece of ass. So, give me details, NOW. |
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Post by Macha on Oct 26, 2004 20:03:45 GMT -5
I care - sortya - cause I need to live thru your experiences since I am not gettin' any AT ALL. I have guy that I can call up just for raw sex, but he has been a total A-hole and I will not lower myself to his level for a piece of ass. So, give me details, NOW. Well, if you insist... hehe. He's a giraffe. (6'2" 230lbs) Rugby Player. Country as fuck. Nice size schlong. Very sexy. Thinks I'm sexy. Very very very good kisser. Stamina like a mofo. Won't come until I do. EVER. My details suck because I have a hard time with describing sexual events (unless it has to do with an asshole calling me a stupid bitch) Sorry Caro, it was a hell of a whole lot more interesting than it sounds. |
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Post by Cheese on Oct 26, 2004 23:22:03 GMT -5
Well, if you insist... hehe. He's a giraffe. (6'2" 230lbs) Rugby Player. Country as fuck. Nice size schlong. Very sexy. Thinks I'm sexy. Very very very good kisser. Stamina like a mofo. Won't come until I do. EVER. My details suck because I have a hard time with describing sexual events (unless it has to do with an asshole calling me a stupid bitch) Sorry Caro, it was a hell of a whole lot more interesting than it sounds. If i knew you... like in person, I would be insanely jealous of you. actually i am anyway. you suck. (LITERALLY!!) |
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Post by Julie on Oct 26, 2004 23:36:32 GMT -5
Hoor-ahs...the whole lot of ya!
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Post by Macha on Oct 27, 2004 18:15:37 GMT -5
I am cooking dinner for said boy tonight.
After, we will watch Boondock Saints and quote movie lines because he is a BDS lover, too.
Something about a boy that likes cult films makes me wet.
NOTE: "quoting movie lines" is another word for wild monkey sex
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Post by unlimited on Oct 27, 2004 21:54:38 GMT -5
I am afraid of asian people now because of the GodDamn Movie THE GRUDGE.....
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Post by Cheese on Oct 27, 2004 23:28:19 GMT -5
I am cooking dinner for said boy tonight. After, we will watch Boondock Saints and quote movie lines because he is a BDS lover, too. Something about a boy that likes cult films makes me wet. NOTE: "quoting movie lines" is another word for wild monkey sexI want pics.... of you two quoting movie lines from bds. |
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Post by noshit on Oct 28, 2004 12:15:36 GMT -5
JACQUI, THAT MOVIE ROCKED.. but my cat came in the room today, and fucking made that sound the little asian boy does.. and i literally fucking jumped and said, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!" the heart rate went straight up.. yikes.
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Post by sonshine76 on Oct 28, 2004 22:31:28 GMT -5
I'm glad your "hear rate" went up for you. Did your ears become supersonic?
Why is Fear Factor on everywhere I turn? It must be on 25 times a day. If I have to see Coolio blow snot on scorpions or that crazy dude hulk out w/ blood all over him one more time I think I'm going to jump off a building. Onto a moving scaffolding. For free.
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Post by Cheese on Oct 29, 2004 22:57:57 GMT -5
This is why my college town rocks so hard: We have guys that drive around on Halloween in the Ghostbusters wagon. Its just like the one from the movie. They even have the siren and the music from the movie blasting from the car.
On occation we also have the Blues Brother's car too, complete with giant megaphone on top of it.
Those guys rock. I would totally do them.
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Post by 2Short on Nov 5, 2004 1:40:13 GMT -5
Blueballs and stairs don't mix.
The other day somebody asked me if my glass was half empty or half full. I thought and like a true ass I said, "If you put the water in a glass half the size, it's completely full." Perspective, people, it's all about perspective.
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Post by Cheese on Nov 9, 2004 9:12:01 GMT -5
I'm thinking me having this nosebleed would be way more hardcore if I had gotten it in a fight instead of beacuse I had the heat on in my car to high and it dried out my nose  |
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