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Post by Macha on Feb 13, 2005 19:16:01 GMT -5
For the record, that really is a picture of me (that DMS posted)...I was over zealous with a jelly donut. I'd fuck you. Be my valentine? |
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Post by censored on Feb 14, 2005 2:24:41 GMT -5
Who the fuck is he?
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Post by Macha on Feb 14, 2005 2:27:16 GMT -5
He's not a toolbox because he was introduced by carolyn before he got here.
Too bad, I was yearning for a tool.
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Post by censored on Feb 14, 2005 2:29:01 GMT -5
Thats all well and good. Who the hell is he??
Hate Love ya, Mach-nasty.
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Post by Macha on Feb 14, 2005 2:30:56 GMT -5
Hey 404'ers....I keep telling my one friend about this friggin place and I know he would appreciate the insanity that flows around here....we may be getting a new member. Any objections? I smell fresh blood.  USE YOUR NEURONS, Cens. Some random fuck that caro brought home!! DUH! |
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Post by PasteEaterChamp on Feb 14, 2005 10:17:46 GMT -5
I'm Heather Locklear. I came to shake things up, sleep with almost everyone and fight with someone in a smart business pants suit in a pool. I'll always be a "Special Guest Star". |
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Feb 14, 2005 10:42:33 GMT -5
He's not a toolbox because he was introduced by carolyn before he got here. Too bad, I was yearning for a tool. Hey, just because I introduced him, does NOT mean he still isn't a tool. |
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Post by sonshine76 on Feb 14, 2005 10:43:05 GMT -5
We welcome deranged, paste-eating clowns in bathrobes here.
The smelling the fingers thing will have to stop however.
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Post by PasteEaterChamp on Feb 14, 2005 10:45:20 GMT -5
Carolyn likes my tool....she's got a lot of tools under her belt. She's Schneider from "One Day At a Time."
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Post by sonshine76 on Feb 14, 2005 11:09:30 GMT -5
I'm Heather Locklear. I came to shake things up, sleep with almost everyone and fight with someone in a smart business pants suit in a pool. I'll always be a "Special Guest Star". We already have one of those. Her name is LTrain, A.K.A. "El," "L-Trizzle," "whore," or "bitch." Oh, don't worry. She already knows. There are entire threads dedicated to it. We're like a family here. One big, dysfunctional, retarded, applesauce eating family. We just don't take well to dominican gel. Even if it is "4 U." |
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Post by sonshine76 on Feb 14, 2005 11:30:02 GMT -5
Carolyn likes my tool....she's got a lot of tools under her belt. She's Schneider from "One Day At a Time." Gratuitous 80's references. You fit right in. |
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Post by Macha on Feb 14, 2005 13:47:31 GMT -5
Gratuitous 80's references. You fit right in. Congrats He Who Eats Paste. You may now join the old farts club of this board. Members include: Sonnyshine Carolyn Pete |
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Post by LTrain06 on Feb 14, 2005 14:01:56 GMT -5
welcome PasteEater! We don't eat Paste around here - we only eat cum. except for Julie, who only eats bacon and her own feces. And I'm Heather Locklear, that makes Macha, Sunshine, Cheese and Carolyn Desperate Housewives.  |
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Post by sonshine76 on Feb 14, 2005 14:33:08 GMT -5
Hot damn, only if I get to be Eva Long-legsia.
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Post by Macha on Feb 14, 2005 14:35:18 GMT -5
Hot damn, only if I get to be Eva Long-legsia. I'll be the crazy A.D.D. med taking bitch . |
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