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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Feb 14, 2005 17:00:55 GMT -5
Cheesy, who do you want to be: Susan, a single mom struggling to find love while living in a troubled suburban neighborhood or Lynette, the ex corporate exec now a stay-at-home mom raising 4 bratty kids and has a husband who is never around to help out??
I'll let you have first dibs!
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Post by Cheese on Feb 14, 2005 20:20:17 GMT -5
can I be Terri 'I love it when you can see my collarbone' Thatcher? And I would rather not be one that has kids... are there any of those?
And hey new guy... is that kid in your icon snorting coke?
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Post by Macha on Feb 14, 2005 20:50:31 GMT -5
I'll be the crazy A.D.D. med taking bitch . |
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Post by Julie on Feb 14, 2005 20:55:55 GMT -5
Dude, I do not eat my own feces unless they have cool whip on them. There is a difference.
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Post by PasteEaterChamp on Feb 14, 2005 21:24:53 GMT -5
And hey new guy... is that kid in your icon snorting coke? He's actually eating paste. I thought it looked like he was throwing up on the table. Now..with the bacon and feces...is the bacon wrapped around it with a toothpick through it...like Whore Derves? El, since you're Heather Locklear...I bow to you. Or should we get in the community pool and pull each other's hair? You can be Melrose Heather, I'll be LAX Heather...I might look a little haggard, but I bring a little wisdom with age. Can I be the gardener? I just want to say I have abs for a day and say I had monkey sex with Eva. I did have sex with Eva...she just wasn't there with me. |
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Post by 2Short on Feb 14, 2005 23:35:28 GMT -5
(ignores the new guy because I'm territorial like that)
Today I noticed that when I get hard my cock top looks like Darth Vader's helmet.
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Post by censored on Feb 14, 2005 23:54:41 GMT -5
USE YOUR NEURONS, Cens. Some random fuck that caro brought home!! DUH! Ahh, So who is he?? Just joshin, one who has a picture of an ass that was mistaken to be her own ass. DUH. |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Feb 15, 2005 2:26:37 GMT -5
If I ever broke the law to such a degree that I was going to be going to jail, I'd kill the cops trying to arrest me.
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Post by PasteEaterChamp on Feb 15, 2005 10:04:17 GMT -5
(ignores the new guy because I'm territorial like that) quote] I have a Thundercats shirt....will you be my friend? |
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Post by 2Short on Feb 15, 2005 15:05:02 GMT -5
I have a Thundercats shirt....will you be my friend? Fine, but I'm Lion-O and you're Snarf. |
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Post by LTrain06 on Feb 15, 2005 20:45:36 GMT -5
(ignores the new guy because I'm territorial like that). I like the new guy, he's just way too obsessed with Melrose Place. New guy, you can be token gay Matt, who we only see every 5 episodes or so, when he reminds everyone that he's gay.  That's Matt, and he's gay, so everyone cover your parts. By the way, he's gay. |
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Post by LTrain06 on Feb 15, 2005 21:00:19 GMT -5
(ignores the new guy because I'm territorial like that) quote] I have a Thundercats shirt....will you be my friend? New guy doesn't know quoting! uh oh, what does that mean guys? See, this place aint like Melrose...its more like Sing Sing. the key is to make someone else your bitch before your teeth get knocked out and you're giving head to Bubba and Tyrone in the showers every day. Julie, shank him!  |
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Post by LTrain06 on Feb 15, 2005 21:01:15 GMT -5
(Today I noticed that when I get hard my cock top looks like Darth Vader's helmet. Dude, how long did it take you to figure that out? isnt that something you notice out of the womb? that was my name for my ex's member. |
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Post by PasteEaterChamp on Feb 15, 2005 21:02:37 GMT -5
Then who's Lynette in the Desperate Housewives Scenario? Cause guess what...we're married. I might hit on the Nanny or find Andrew Shue dreamy, but damnit I'll bring the money home. Oh..and I'm snarf. Holy Christ I'd fuck me!
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Feb 15, 2005 21:02:45 GMT -5
Sonshine = Gabrielle
Macha = Lynette
Cheese = Susan
Carolyn = Bree
SWEET! I get to be the best person on the cast...the super-anal retentive Stepford Wife! LOVE IT!
LTrain HAS TO BE Edie...hands down!
I said "anal." hee hee
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