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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 14, 2004 8:37:43 GMT -5
There are no eliminations, and it isn't specifically for today... but yeah. What is the most painful thing that has ever happened to you?
When I was in a hospital when I was younger, I had these two tubes apparently attached to my lungs that I was unaware of. The doctors walked in and said "OK Nick, we are gonna pull these out, alright?" I had no idea what they were talking about. The bastards then proceded to grab these two tubes and yanked them out of my chest. Need I say more? It hurt more than the actual surgical stuff that I was there for. I also felt warm liquid spilling from the gaping wounds in my chest right after they were pulled. If I had expected the pain, it probably would not have hurt as much. However, I was 9, and didn't know what they were going to do. Stupid fucking doctors! Those two scars join many on what myself and Cal now refer to as 'the abomination'(my body).
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Post by mandah on Jun 14, 2004 11:23:31 GMT -5
a couple months ago i had to implant 2 teeth on my bottom jaw...i was born without them...and the dentist said id never get em...so...wat they did was drill into my jaw bone and twist fake teeth into my bone...
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Post by hiseyetwirls on Jun 14, 2004 11:42:20 GMT -5
One time, I got a splinter under my thumbnail. It hurt a lot
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 14, 2004 13:58:16 GMT -5
Ok, before I get into the more excruciating situations I've gone through, I'd just like to say that slamming your elbow and papercuts hurt way more than I think they should. Something is definitely wrong there. We have something called the "Alpine Slide" here in Pennsylvania. It consists of a long, curved, hill ridden track that you put a wheeled cart on and "slide," or roll down. It looks like this:  You have a choice between the slower- beginner- family friendly track, depicted on the left below, or the haul ass- advanced- hold your stick all the way forward track depicted on the right below. If you suck at life and go on the wrong track you can end up smashing into the person in front of you, which the lady is about to do to old man river below, or be smashed into. This was not my predicament however, I just thought it noteworthy.  I was doing about 200 mph, give or take an mph, when I decided not to slow down around a corner. My haul ass attitude caused my tobogan like vehicle to roll up the side and off into the grass, while I propelled forward getting airtime of approximately 3.5 seconds before I hit the track sliding... ON MY SKIN. It was a very hot day which caused the track to be about 1000 degrees, so not only did it rub skin off my leg, but it burned it as well. You can barely see the scars now, but damn it if that wasn't painful. |
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Post by pete on Jun 14, 2004 14:24:43 GMT -5
Ok, before I get into the more excruciating situations I've gone through, I'd just like to say that slamming your elbow and papercuts hurt way more than I think they should. Something is definitely wrong there. We have something called the "Alpine Slide" here in Pennsylvania. It consists of a long, curved, hill ridden track that you put a wheeled cart on and "slide," or roll down. It looks like this: You have a choice between the slower- beginner- family friendly track, depicted on the left below, or the haul ass- advanced- hold your stick all the way forward track depicted on the right below. If you suck at life and go on the wrong track you can end up smashing into the person in front of you, which the lady is about to do to old man river below, or be smashed into. This was not my predicament however, I just thought it noteworthy. I was doing about 200 mph, give or take an mph, when I decided not to slow down around a corner. My haul ass attitude caused my tobogan like vehicle to roll up the side and off into the grass, while I propelled forward getting airtime of approximately 3.5 seconds before I hit the track sliding... ON MY SKIN. It was a very hot day which caused the track to be about 1000 degrees, so not only did it rub skin off my leg, but it burned it as well. You can barely see the scars now, but damn it if that wasn't painful. oh shit. i went there in 2001 with a friend. we went up for a P.O.D. and Five Iron Frenzy Concert. that thing hurt soooo bad. also, they hasd those water slides. those were fun, but i eneded up getting my stiches wet. yeah, i had stiches in my back during the concert. also, one of the worst things for me ahd to be when i almost lost me left leg. its a long story so i dont feel liek sharing it. all i can say is taht i was in alot of pain and the bruises too long time to heal. like 4 months.  |
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Post by 2Short on Jun 14, 2004 15:20:03 GMT -5
Pain isn't so painful for me. Recently I had 2 of my 4 wisdom teeth gored from my mouth before any novacaine had kicked in.
Other than that....I got head with a lot of teeth once.
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 14, 2004 16:41:49 GMT -5
also, one of the worst things for me ahd to be when i almost lost me left leg. You are the new pirate with this statement as Jacqui has changed her avatar to a sweater. Shiver me timbers Peter. Arrrr. Let's talk about more pain. I'm convinced tooth pain is the absolute worst. If there is something wrong in there, no amount of novacaine or percocet is touching that bastard pain. I've rocked back and forth crying like a mental patient with a root canal tooth. I would have shot myself in the face, had I a gun. Getting bashed in the face with a volleyball travelling 90 mph and having sunburn so severe it turns into "water blisters" deserve honorable mention in my pain log as well. I'm a tortured soul. |
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Post by pete on Jun 14, 2004 16:43:53 GMT -5
You are the new pirate with this statement as Jacqui has changed her avatar to a sweater. Shiver me timbers Peter. Arrrr. whats' ye's be talkin bouts' says arrr? aye maytee, i's be only friens with pirates be's me! |
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Post by unlimited on Jun 14, 2004 16:46:29 GMT -5
You are the new pirate with this statement as Jacqui has changed her avatar to a sweater. Shiver me timbers Peter. Arrrr. I was thinking the same thing, I couldnt read the whole post cuz i was laughing too hard |
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Post by Cheese on Jun 14, 2004 17:55:07 GMT -5
Having an f-ed up galbladder kinda sucks....
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 14, 2004 23:38:34 GMT -5
When I was a kid, I had ear problems. I had to have shit put into my ears.
Look, I'm not exactly sure what the hell went down, but shit was put in and pulled from my ear, which is a tiny hole, mind you.
But yeah, that really hurt, and I cried but got Krekel's ice cream afterwards.
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Post by unlimited on Jun 14, 2004 23:41:47 GMT -5
Superficial Thrombophlebitis...
enough said
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jun 14, 2004 23:58:45 GMT -5
Superficial Thrombophlebitis... enough said Apparently enough wasn't said - cause I had to look that one up! "Superficial thrombophlebitis (superficial phlebitis) is inflammation and clotting in a superficial vein." OUCH. Sorry. |
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 15, 2004 1:57:24 GMT -5
Your thrombophlebitis is shallow.
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Post by Macha on Jun 15, 2004 12:22:24 GMT -5
I have not had too many painful eliminations. I only had 3 stitches in my head for a biopsy. Never broke a bone and oral surgery is the closest to an operating room.
Lots of things are painful to me because I am a big wuss when it comes to pain....not counting the self-mutilation.
The one thing worth noting is on the pianful scare is when I got a baby tooth pulled i got dry sockets afterwards.
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