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Post by unlimited on Jun 16, 2004 0:32:28 GMT -5
Greatest show ever, I totally thought of that show when I saw this thread. I love it...
the voice overs kick ass
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 16, 2004 0:37:13 GMT -5
Greatest show ever, I totally thought of that show when I saw this thread. I love it... the voice overs kick ass You now no longer suck at life. You rock at life, just for knowing this show. The rest of you... *glare* watch it!! |
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Post by unlimited on Jun 16, 2004 0:39:45 GMT -5
there was a marathon on new years eve/day....
i never thought I could sit in one spot for so long...
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Post by Macha on Jun 16, 2004 0:56:55 GMT -5
So has nobody ever seen Most eXtreme Elimination Challenges, With the asians doing crazy funny shit? You all are sucking at life, except Cal, and any other who has seen it. This show is unparalled in abusive asian humor. At the end they have the "Most Painful Eliminations of the Day" where they show all of the funniest most painful things that happened during the show. The fact that I needed to explain that makes me weep. I got it. Laugh at my sex? Anyways..i remember another one, I was about sixteen and was looking in the frontseat of my car holding on to the top and my friend jumps in the back seat and slams the door on my index and middle fingers. It took her a good 30 seconds to realize what she has done and to register my cursing as pain. When she finally opend the door, my two fingernails were purplish-black. They fell off two months later. I hear you on the sunburn/irish thing LTriz. I went to daytona 2 memorial weekends ago and got 2nd degree burns on my glowstick legs and my back. THing that sucks is we had an 7 hour car ride home the next day. |
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Post by Julie on Jun 16, 2004 19:01:36 GMT -5
This may be long because I have quite a bit to cover. I apologize. If you dont want to read it, just dont, dont go posting about how we should make shorter posts or how I have offended you in some way and you want to express now how you have never really liked me. I wont care.
My favorite show used to be MXC on Spike, back when I had cable. I liked the one where the horses had to go down the hill, I enjoyed the maze with the monsters trying to throw people out the door that leads to water, I love the roller things where people land with one leg and then fall backwards and bend in half between them and fall in water, and my favorite of all was the stepping stone things. People got fucked up on those things, and I lvoed every minute of it. I also enjoyed when the little dainy asian women would get knocked off the thing that goes in a circle. They would get knocked off really slowly by that Kirby looking thing. It was great. Can I no longer suck at life since it was my favorite show for a long time?
One time in North Carolina, where I am from, I was in my aunt's backyard, which was a hill, and me and my cousin were rolling our little kiddy three wheelers down the hill. They didnt belong to us, we were too old for them, they belonged to my other, more retarded cousin. Anywho, we got on these things, lifted our feet up to where the handle bars were (we didnt need to pedal because it was fucking straight downhill) and coasted to the bottom. I was coasting once and somehow my little death trap got to going too fast and flung me from it. I ended up under the chain link fence. I just laughed. I was all cut up on my legs and belly because I just slid right under the bitch, but I was in hysterics laughing.
One time my friend's boyfriend pulled a knife on me in the car, and he put it to my stomach (sometimes, my mouth gets to running and I dont know/want to stop) and he punctured the skin. It wasnt a gaping wound, but he went through shirt and skin to form a little bubble of blood. I was also shot with a BB Gun once. But it made me laugh.
I went to the Warped Tour two or three summers ago and wore sunglasses, but no sunscreen on my face. I sunscreened my entire body within an inch of its life, but completely neglected my face. I had those blisters that fill with pus all over my cheeks and forehead, but I had a lovely glow of white about my eyes. I looked like Morticia Adams. I would burn my face every year if I wasnt worried about long term damage, because my ass looked cool for about a month because of that shit. I am very white, so tanning/burning doesnt go over well with me.
I know the kind of open mouthed pain you are talking about El. One time I was 'getting the gate' and I slammed the car door on my finger, but I am a compulsive door locker, so I lock the door, even if I am just getting out to get the gate. And the person driving sees me in utter pain, they get out of the car and come to me. Car still running, finger still in locked door. I never screamed, I just did that O-face and breathed in and out real fast like I had hot food in my mouth.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jun 16, 2004 20:09:01 GMT -5
You now no longer suck at life. You rock at life, just for knowing this show. The rest of you... *glare* watch it!! I LUUUVVVV that show - I TiVoed them all and would watch over and over again!! I loved the chick voiceovers (the little grunts and shit when they jumped). I think my favorite stunt is when they throw themselves against the wall in hopes they stick!! I think the new season starts tonight (11:30 pm on the East Coast). |
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Post by unlimited on Jun 16, 2004 21:07:58 GMT -5
I think the new season starts tonight (11:30 pm on the East Coast). Really? Sweet! |
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 17, 2004 1:01:03 GMT -5
The best eliminations were when chicks would get hit in the tits, head, pushay, or ass with a large golden ball.
And then that huge white guy would come out with the other Chinese villains and jeer.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 17, 2004 2:43:25 GMT -5
And then that huge white guy would come out with the other Chinese villains and jeer. Skanky? He owns them all in the blocked door game. |
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 18, 2004 18:40:48 GMT -5
I saw that show a couple times. Has anyone died on the show yet? The way they bounce their heads off those barrels on the way down looks crazy.
When I was 19 I fell skiing. Hard. My bindings didn't pop off, so I twisted my knee and tore my ACL. That wasn't the most painful part. Then a couple months later I popped it out playing volleyball and fell on the floor. I had surgery to replace the ligament (which consists of cutting a piece of my hamstring and stringing it through my bone with screws to keep it in place). That wasn't the most painful part. The first two days of physical therapy were so painful it made me vomit. How ironic that what is supposed to heal you and help you is the most painful. That's profound, holmes.
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Post by unlimited on Jun 18, 2004 18:43:16 GMT -5
My sister is having that surgery next friday... fun
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 18, 2004 20:34:07 GMT -5
Any surgery that requires the removal of material from one part of the body to replace that of another must suck balls that have been removed and replaced as knees.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 18, 2004 20:41:25 GMT -5
I have had surgical surgery done on my heart twice so far. I need it done again when I am about 21. To get to my heart they need to crack open my rib cage. :)
I love me.
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Post by 2Short on Jun 18, 2004 22:48:19 GMT -5
When you're 21 ask them to remove the bottom two ribs so you can give yourself head. Actually, tell them that though. Say, "Doc, I'd really like to be like that Marilyn Manson guy and be able to perform autofelatio. You think yo could help me out?"
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 18, 2004 23:49:13 GMT -5
When you're 21 ask them to remove the bottom two ribs so you can give yourself head. Actually, tell them that though. Say, "Doc, I'd really like to be like that Marilyn Manson guy and be able to perform autofelatio. You think yo could help me out?" YEAH CAL! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!! I'LL BE SURE TO DO THAT!!! go fuck yourself... |
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