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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 15, 2004 12:53:02 GMT -5
Oh man! I had a dry socket also Macha. Did they give you this weird clove spice pack to shove in the hole? It tasted like thanksgiving in there, but it worked. "...inflammation and clotting in a superficial vein." Cheese, are you shooting up? This is what happens:   |
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Post by Macha on Jun 15, 2004 13:03:41 GMT -5
Unfortunately, I suffered through them without anything and it was less painful in the morning.
Thats the best part in the movie, Sunshine.
That and the hungry fridge.
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Post by pete on Jun 15, 2004 13:54:00 GMT -5
Oh man! I had a dry socket also Macha. Did they give you this weird clove spice pack to shove in the hole? It tasted like thanksgiving in there, but it worked. "...inflammation and clotting in a superficial vein." Cheese, are you shooting up? This is what happens: the ending of that movie was crazy, too many scene switches. "ooh noo, that guy is getting his are chopped off. woah, now there's a bar goin up two chicks asses. aghh now theres some kid jackin off mayonase. now what the hell is up with that old woman?" that was what was racing thru my mind during the ending of the movie. at least they all had a good night. |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 15, 2004 13:55:26 GMT -5
When I was much younger than I am now (one could say I was less old) I had the tip of my left index finger smashed off in a large wooden door. It was attached by the tiniest bit of skin you can imagine. Imagine a tiny bit of skin... nope, more tiny than that... more... MORE!Okay, there you go, that was how tiny the bit of skin was that held my finger. My finger is now very thin and pointy at the tip.
Also when I was less old than I currently am, I was in a shopping cart while my dad was out... yes you guessed it, shopping. He left me to my own devices while he walked into an aisle that I wasn't in. A different aisle, so to speak. Anyway, I decided that the falling from the cart and landing right on the top of my head was a really bright idea. I then took my great idea, and I made it a reality. My dad heard the loud "THUMP"ing sound from the seperate aisle, and proceded to take me to the emergency room.
Though both were painful I assure you, worse was to come... I may put it in here, I may not. Worse though, was definately to come... pain I mean, worse pain.
I overly explain things in my posts, in case any of the guests that frequent the board are retards; this way they know exactly what's going on.
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Post by Julie on Jun 15, 2004 16:02:18 GMT -5
My most painful experience happened very recently and it was most painful.
That is all.
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Post by 2Short on Jun 15, 2004 20:31:14 GMT -5
My dad used to hit me with his belt. One time he came at me from the side, but i jumped and turned 90 degrees, hoping it would just hit my ass. Nay. It went right between my legs and hit me right in the tip of my cock. I set the world's record for high jump half a second later. Nick was there if you dont believe me.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 15, 2004 23:04:54 GMT -5
There are no eliminations, and it isn't specifically for today... but yeah. What is the most painful thing that has ever happened to you? When I was in a hospital when I was younger, I had these two tubes apparently attached to my lungs that I was unaware of. The doctors walked in and said "OK Nick, we are gonna pull these out, alright?" I had no idea what they were talking about. The bastards then proceded to grab these two tubes and yanked them out of my chest. Need I say more? It hurt more than the actual surgical stuff that I was there for. I also felt warm liquid spilling from the gaping wounds in my chest right after they were pulled. If I had expected the pain, it probably would not have hurt as much. However, I was 9, and didn't know what they were going to do. Stupid fucking doctors! Those two scars join many on what myself and Cal now refer to as 'the abomination'(my body). wow, that sounds highly unprofessional. are you sure these were doctors? as for painful eliminations, I really didn't know what to think when I read this thread. I thought we were going to talk about our most painful shitting experiences. I think the most painful thing happened to me a few weeks ago, when I shut my finger in a door. It was one of those goddamn automatic closing doors, and a heavy one too, and I was simultaneously trying to throw my trash down the trash chute while holding that door open, but when I reached out to put my hand against the door, I guess I put it between the door, realizing that the door was closing I yanked my finger out and skinned it. It was one of those painful moments where you are in too much pain to scream - I think I was just in shock, and thought for a moment that I had broken my finger, because it looked skinned to the bone, and the end was blue. Actually, as I recall, I ran around my apartment in complete silence with my mouth wide open for about 10 minutes, holding my finger wrapped with a paper towel. |
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 15, 2004 23:14:46 GMT -5
More moments to add:
for pain? Try an almost- 2nd -degree sunburn all over my back, chest, stomach and legs, 2 summers ago. I had this brilliant idea that since I'd been shut in an office all summer and was finally gonna hit the beach, I was gonna go balls-out on the tanning thing and get as much sun as I could. Forgot the fact that I'm IRISH and burn like a bitch. but I figured, ah well, I'll get a slight burn to get me started. ah, no. I fuckin fried. I smelled like burning skin. there went my vacation. I woke up the next morning hot as hell, in so much pain I couldnt get out of bed, and my mom had to put cold towels on my back for the next 3 days. And cuz I couldnt move, I had to put up with all my family and friends coming in my room, shaking their heads and going, "shoulda worn sunblock." thats when you really want to yell "I know that, motherfucker!" but it hurts too much.
as for pure discomfort and fear - I really hate gagging, so throat cultures for me are the worst. They had to lie me down and hold me down so they could give me one once. Also, for once DC is right, almost-drowning in the ocean sucks, when you get caught in an undertow or a big wave, and those 15 seconds that you can't get to the surface and you stop breathing are pure terror. youre just like "i dont wanna die i dont wanna die!"
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 15, 2004 23:15:51 GMT -5
I'm just curious - has anyone here ever been hit by a car? stabbed? fully engulfed in flames? how much does that hurt? just curious, cuz it looks painful.
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Post by unlimited on Jun 15, 2004 23:18:07 GMT -5
Ive been hit by a car... not fun at all....
I was like 7 or 8.. or so. My bike was in a pretzal and I was inside it. I got hit, and knocked out. Was unconscious when the cops found me. They guy that hit me was long gone. I broke my arm and busted my insides up.The cops had to carry me home (i was down the hill from my house). They never found that fucker...
and i had a knife pulled on me by my ex bf's older brother....
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Post by hiseyetwirls on Jun 15, 2004 23:56:51 GMT -5
I used to have a go-cart when I was like 12 or something, and I used to ride around at my grandparents' property because they had a bit of room. One day I let a friend of mine drive it. We were messing around, and somehow he managed to hit me. And he didn't hit me and slam on the brakes. He hit me and let it coast to a stop. I wasn't too damaged...my leg was cut and it hurt really bad for a bit, but I dealt with it because I didn't want to tell my dad.
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Post by Cheese on Jun 16, 2004 0:11:37 GMT -5
sonshine - No I don't shoot up.... although it looks like i do and it looks like I cut myself because i have a dog with claws and she loves to drag her paws all over me! the skank. but thanks for the pics, I'll remember that next time i look at a needle.
gaytwirlyjoey - figures you wouldn't tell your dad! boys. feh
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 16, 2004 0:19:27 GMT -5
I'm really curious as to why these are painful "eliminations". All I can think of is feces. Thanks, Nick.
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Post by Cheese on Jun 16, 2004 0:26:39 GMT -5
I'm really curious as to why these are painful "eliminations". All I can think of is feces. Thanks, Nick. Ditto- when I first saw this I was thinking poop. Speaking of... does anyone remember the poopie list? (http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Hills/3456/h_poopies.html) |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 16, 2004 0:30:14 GMT -5
So has nobody ever seen Most eXtreme Elimination Challenges, With the asians doing crazy funny shit?
You all are sucking at life, except Cal, and any other who has seen it. This show is unparalled in abusive asian humor. At the end they have the "Most Painful Eliminations of the Day" where they show all of the funniest most painful things that happened during the show.
The fact that I needed to explain that makes me weep.
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