Most Painful Eliminations of the Day

[sonshine76]

The crazy thing about my surgery was that I was offered the option of them utilizing a cadaver tendon to replace my ligament instead of my hamstring. I just looked at him. Who opts for that? Unless, perhaps it was Inspector Gadget's tendon, I say nay.

I had a migraine today and am now hopped up on 6 excedrin taken throughout the day. 6 excedrin= 20 cups of coffee.

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They asked my sister if she wanted that. she looked at me and my mom and asked if she could take one from my grandfather. Now, he passed away 6 months ago. They would have to exume his body and attempt to find a tendon, and the rebury him. And, at that, he has had so many joint replacement surgeries, i dont even think he would be allowed, if she could. Now my sister would be left with a tendon of an 83 yr old man.

she was pissed

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I think I'll stick with my own muscles. They might be small, but at least they're ALIVE

[sonshine76]

I know. I don't need to be having some crazy ass nightmare that my dead tissued knee is attacking me.

Inspector Gadget is not dead.

[sonshine76]

sonshine76 said:

Let's talk about more pain. I'm convinced tooth pain is the absolute worst. If there is something wrong in there, no amount of novacaine or percocet is touching that bastard pain. I've rocked back and forth crying like a mental patient with a root canal tooth. I would have shot myself in the face, had I a gun.

I quoted myself. This is not Holly. I think I may have cursed myself by talking about it 2 months ago. There was about a 2 week period where I didn't post b/c I've been going through dental hell. I've had not a single, but a double root canal on one tooth, which aggravated my wisdom tooth as well to form a tooth conspiracy. I've gone through 2 bottles of Advil and 2 RX's of Vicodin, and would rather go through my knee surgery twice over than go through the pain I've experienced in the past 2 weeks. A couple weeks ago Vicodin made me feel a combination of nausea and fatigue. Now I eat them for breakfast. I think I need a rehab or someone needs to shoot me in the mouth.


I killed the tooth fairy.