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Post by sonshine76 on Nov 14, 2004 9:02:51 GMT -5
Hey. I thought you didn't smoke or drink. See what happens when you do? Your peepee doesn't work for a while.
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Post by Macha on Nov 14, 2004 9:38:14 GMT -5
Hey. I thought you didn't smoke or drink. See what happens when you do? Your peepee doesn't work for a while. He only does it to impress girls. Querrrrrrr.
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Post by 2Short on Nov 15, 2004 11:28:25 GMT -5
Hey. I thought you didn't smoke or drink. See what happens when you do? Your peepee doesn't work for a while. As it turns out, I'm completely full of shit.
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Post by Cheese on Nov 15, 2004 11:29:51 GMT -5
As it turns out, I'm completely full of shit. As are most boys...men in college. Ok, and girls too.
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Post by Julie on Nov 15, 2004 20:05:55 GMT -5
No, just Cal.
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Post by NonDylan on Nov 15, 2004 20:39:49 GMT -5
That's true. He once told me he had the power of flight. Turns out, he can just hover a few feet off the ground, and that ain't fuckin' flight, my friends.
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Post by Cheese on Nov 15, 2004 23:45:32 GMT -5
That's true. He once told me he had the power of flight. Turns out, he can just hover a few feet off the ground, and that ain't fuckin' flight, my friends. fuck that! i can do real magic! you know how David Blaine can levitate? I CAN DO IT TOO!!! BOOYA. (mmm david blaine...)
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GusGus
Rusty Nail
Love Slave
"Excuse me, Mr. Vice President, your pants are on fire."
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Post by GusGus on Nov 15, 2004 23:50:50 GMT -5
You cheat when you levitate.
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Post by Cheese on Nov 15, 2004 23:51:55 GMT -5
You cheat when you levitate. SHHH you know nothing of magic like i do!
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GusGus
Rusty Nail
Love Slave
"Excuse me, Mr. Vice President, your pants are on fire."
Posts: 32
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Post by GusGus on Nov 18, 2004 10:19:33 GMT -5
SHHH you know nothing of magic like i do! I know that sitting on your dog does not qualify as "levitation"
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Post by Cheese on Nov 18, 2004 14:18:09 GMT -5
I know that sitting on your dog does not qualify as "levitation" ............. *gives you the stink eye*
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Post by 2Short on Nov 18, 2004 21:50:33 GMT -5
Abigail orgasms so hard that she pees. It's funny but it makes my dick burn.
At least I think it's the pee.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Nov 18, 2004 23:27:11 GMT -5
Does Gay Abs appreciate you whoring out such stories to people she doesn't know, like this?
Never tell Cal anything you don't want all of western civilization to know, the bitch can't keep a secret.
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Post by sonshine76 on Nov 19, 2004 16:24:05 GMT -5
So are you guys a couple now? Or are you just having all the sex? Are you one of those people that's into the pee on me thing?
Cal likes golden showerrrrrssss! <--That was supposed to be sing-songy, but I ended up sounding like a snake. sssss.
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Post by LTrain06 on Nov 20, 2004 17:10:21 GMT -5
It's not pee, Cal. It's girly cum! She's a squirter! Consider yourself lucky to have found one.
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