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Post by 2Short on Nov 22, 2004 10:51:56 GMT -5
So are you guys a couple now? Or are you just having all the sex? Are you one of those people that's into the pee on me thing? Cal likes golden showerrrrrssss! <--That was supposed to be sing-songy, but I ended up sounding like a snake. sssss. We are a couple who also has all the sex. She told me that she loves me. Isn't that rad? |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Nov 22, 2004 16:18:44 GMT -5
She told me that she loves me. Isn't that rad? Yeah, and I'm sure she's never said that before. She's the one, Cal. You can bet your life on. |
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Post by 2Short on Nov 22, 2004 21:45:52 GMT -5
Yeah, and I'm sure she's never said that before. She's the one, Cal. You can bet your life on. I must be having my period because that kinda pissed me off. Are you perioding, too, Nick? |
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Post by sonshine76 on Nov 23, 2004 12:57:35 GMT -5
They say your cycles tend to run the same when you live together for any period of time.
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Post by Julie on Nov 23, 2004 16:49:43 GMT -5
ah ha! Sunshine said 'period'!
I think what Nick meant is that you fuck her good and she loves that.* She doesnt love you for you. She loves your bits and pieces. But, maybe it is true love. Really rad true love.
* I dont know if thats what Nick meant at all. I was speaking on his behalf and that was wrong of me to attempt.
You must admit that the saturated with sarcasm remark of 'She's the one, Cal. You can bet your life on.' was great even if it pissed you off a bit.
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Post by Macha on Nov 23, 2004 17:20:43 GMT -5
love is overrated
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Post by Cheese on Nov 23, 2004 17:48:27 GMT -5
Love is overrated. love is ghey. and ghey love is butt sex. therefore love is butt sex. And therefore, butt sex is overrated. (Wow, I learned that in Philosophy. it totally worked.) |
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Post by Macha on Nov 23, 2004 23:48:03 GMT -5
Spelling gay - ghey...is ghey...gay.
FAGGOT!
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Post by Julie on Dec 1, 2004 18:22:14 GMT -5
Sometimes threads reach a dead end. I think the last post ending with 'FAGGOT!' intimidated those who would like to post after. Also, there is really nothing else to say until Cal whores out himself and his lady to our board with more juicy (from both parties, apparently) details. I was looking for places to post, and this was all I came up with. I think I have lost my message boarding pizazz, assuming there was any to begin with.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Dec 1, 2004 20:37:09 GMT -5
I think I have lost my message boarding pizazz, assuming there was any to begin with. Oh...you have pizazz baby... |
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Post by Macha on Dec 2, 2004 1:07:56 GMT -5
I had pizazz tonight.
It had mushrooms and extra cheese on it.
(I meant Cheese, THEE Cheese.)
((She came to see me))
(((Naked)))
((((With the guy with the chair melded onto his ass))))
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Post by Cheese on Dec 2, 2004 12:00:17 GMT -5
I had pizazz tonight. It had mushrooms and extra cheese on it. (I meant Cheese, THEE Cheese.) ((She came to see me)) (((Naked))) ((((With the guy with the chair melded onto his ass)))) Oh, and you liked what he could do. You did. I saw it in your eyes... when I could seem them from under his massive...ness. |
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Post by 2Short on Dec 6, 2004 11:22:56 GMT -5
There is really nothing else to say until Cal whores out himself and his lady to our board with more juicy (from both parties, apparently) details. More urine-saturated details: -I love her more than Dahmer loved his ice box. -Yesterday we fucked SIX times. My dick fell off after the fourth, but thanks to the fact that I'm the love child of my mother and a charming chamelleon she met at a zoo, it grew back. -In two weeks she will be meeting my family. Maybe her hotness will turn Nick straight. |
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Dec 6, 2004 13:35:12 GMT -5
-I love her more than Dahmer loved his ice box. WOW - that IS serious! |
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Post by Julie on Dec 7, 2004 16:56:00 GMT -5
For shame! Now, the truth is coming out. Of both of you.
Gah, the 'squirter' jokes just keep...coming! Ah ha...
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