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Post by ILaughAtSex on Dec 7, 2004 17:21:54 GMT -5
For shame! Now, the truth is coming out. Of both of you. Gah, the 'squirter' jokes just keep...coming! Ah ha... You said THAT, Cal?! For shame is right! Both of WHO, Julie, both of who? |
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Post by LTrain06 on Dec 7, 2004 19:26:35 GMT -5
More urine-saturated details: -I love her more than Dahmer loved his ice box. -Yesterday we fucked SIX times. My dick fell off after the fourth, but thanks to the fact that I'm the love child of my mother and a charming chamelleon she met at a zoo, it grew back. -In two weeks she will be meeting my family. Maybe her hotness will turn Nick straight. due to Cal's recent surgical removal of his balls, I googled "pussy whipped". Look who showed up!  Can anyone explain this to me? |
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Post by 2Short on Dec 7, 2004 21:03:08 GMT -5
Wow, El. That's another thing we have in common.
SNAP!
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Post by 2Short on Jan 11, 2005 3:26:19 GMT -5
So, here it is. The only picture I have of Abigail and I that I am capable of sharing. If it seems blurry or poorly focused blame my mother for never becoming a professional photographer like she never wanted to be. Also, pardon the stupid smile on my face--I hadn't seen Abigail in about three weeks.  |
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Post by Macha on Jan 11, 2005 3:27:57 GMT -5
So, here it is. The only picture I have of Abigail and I that I am capable of sharing. If it seems blurry or poorly focused blame my mother for never becoming a professional photographer like she never wanted to be. Also, pardon the stupid smile on my face--I hadn't seen Abigail in about three weeks. She reading with you. How kinky. |
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jan 11, 2005 20:46:20 GMT -5
AWWW...is that the bed you guys have sex on??
She's cute.
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Post by censored on Jan 11, 2005 23:41:05 GMT -5
What you didnt see was... ...right before Cals momma jomma walked in to take that lovely kodak moment, Abigail and himself were totally naked 69-ing it. THAT my friends is what the smiles are all about.  |
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Post by 2Short on Jan 12, 2005 1:16:48 GMT -5
Actually, there was no sex. Can you believe that?! She said she felt "weird" doing that in my parents' house. Unbelievable.
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Post by Julie on Jan 12, 2005 22:29:13 GMT -5
You have wood floors in your house.
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Post by Macha on Jan 12, 2005 22:38:27 GMT -5
and a sock on the floor.
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Post by Cheese on Jan 13, 2005 8:37:18 GMT -5
and a really small bed.
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Post by 2Short on Jan 13, 2005 10:12:51 GMT -5
and a really small penis.
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Post by sonshine76 on Jan 13, 2005 11:22:09 GMT -5
Hmm... Let me see. Wood floors, sock on the floor, small bed, books... We've mapped out the entire room. My guess is: in the study with a rope.
Seriously, I wouldn't stay with her if she has a small penis, Cal.
No really, seriously. If you're going to continue dating her, you should probably get to know the tanning booth. How in the hell is she so tan in Januarian Illinois?
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Post by LTrain06 on Jan 13, 2005 15:33:18 GMT -5
She's beautiful...can I bang her when you're done?
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Post by 2Short on Jan 13, 2005 20:13:33 GMT -5
I have no idea why she's so tan. She tans every now and then but not a lot. When we first started going out I thought she was Jewish so she spent some time in an oven, but it wasn't very long.
As for LTrain....sure, why not?
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